Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Simon Barsinister,

I'll do it, for you. But just this once.

You actually thought that they loved you.

- Nice. - What?

- What was that? - It's my instincts.

I mean, it was?

That will teach you to mess with me.

Well, I guess I'll see you around, Underdog.

Start rolling, start rolling.

If she hadn't pulled the silent alarm,

Dibs on leftovers.

upon the task of wreaking my vengeance

- Excuse me a moment. - Ha.

Jack. Nothing. Stop talking to me.

I think I pulled something.

Is that what passes for a pick-up line?

Well, mine's not.

The Smurfs Betrayed Us! Sony Betrayed Us!

Come back here!

Come on, Shoeshine. Come on, boy.

Natural enemy of the dog.

Listen, I'm in a hurry. Don't mess with me.

Lunch, part two.

- OK, I mean other human languages. - So English isn't enough for you?

I bet you didn't know a beagle's sense of smell

My isolation will be nothing more than an enclave

Underdog is... moving too fast.

- Whoa, whoa. Hold your fire. - The jewels are safe,

OK. I got to get to that bomb.

Make sure they get a good view of the dogs.

The thieves have taken several hostages.

He is not. He's quite strapping and such a charmer.

We're still looking for a cat burglar last seen on Eighth Avenue.

Stand back! Stand back!

dispensing a DNA cocktail that will make every citizen

Could I trust my nose again? Could I afford not to?

- Not even your dad. - Oh, my dad.

How do you look in a dress?

What's my motivation again?

I want a full debrief, now.

Hey, um, I got to go.

You! You should just turn in your tags.

Oh, ew! Oh, that breath is horrible.

Oh, um, it must have fallen off.

Simon says, "Heel. "

Whenever I'm bored I just chase my tail.

Come on, Jack. Dig deep.

Help. Oh, help.

What's going on there?

or those garbage cans or that building.

All right, son, let's go.

That should be me on the front page,

Go On, Laugh. Make a Jackass Out of Youself. I'm Through! This is The End!

You know what? Give him a chance.

Ooh, I didn't need to see that.

Gosh! Can I not get a break here?

Uh-huh. Someone just swooped in and saved you?

We need SWAT here, now! Please hurry, your honor.

You got to feed it, brush it, walk it. You got to train it.

but I can smell a good person.

No, no, I'll come back. All right. Thank you.

There's only one meatball. Why don't you have it.

My dog is not Underdog.

Jack, that's not going to help.

- It's not exactly a date. - Whatever.

Hot dogs! Hot dogs! Nice and hot!

I'll give you some space.

Look who they decided to send up, the hero idiot.

I didn't want to leave you alone.

Idiot dogs. I have to do everything myself.