Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND IT'S NOT JUST REACTIVE.
I RESPECT HOW MUCH YOU'RE PERSONALLY WILLING TO PUT ON THE LINE FOR SMART PIPE.
AND ONE OF THE HOTTEST DISRUPT TECHNOLOGIES AROUND IS
WE'RE EMPOWERED IN WAYS WE'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
OF COURSE, WE DO GET REPORTS OF SIGHTINGS
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE, RIGHT, MY MAN?
IT'S MY ANUS, AND IT'S THE PORTAL TO A BEAUTIFUL, NEW FUTURE.
THEY WANT SMART PIPE TO FAIL.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO -- INFO-MAN!
BY LETTING PRIVATE COMPANIES AND OTHER INTERESTED PARTIES BID ON YOUR WASTE PROFILE,
RECLAIM YOUR ANUS.
IT SEEMS DECIDEDLY UNCOOL TO ME.