Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I RESPECT HOW MUCH YOU'RE PERSONALLY WILLING TO PUT ON THE LINE FOR SMART PIPE.
THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO -- INFO-MAN!
RECLAIM YOUR ANUS.
WE'RE EMPOWERED IN WAYS WE'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
IT SEEMS DECIDEDLY UNCOOL TO ME.
AND IT'S NOT JUST REACTIVE.
BY LETTING PRIVATE COMPANIES AND OTHER INTERESTED PARTIES BID ON YOUR WASTE PROFILE,
IT'S MY ANUS, AND IT'S THE PORTAL TO A BEAUTIFUL, NEW FUTURE.
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE, RIGHT, MY MAN?
OF COURSE, WE DO GET REPORTS OF SIGHTINGS
AND ONE OF THE HOTTEST DISRUPT TECHNOLOGIES AROUND IS
THEY WANT SMART PIPE TO FAIL.