Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

THEY WANT SMART PIPE TO FAIL.
BY LETTING PRIVATE COMPANIES AND OTHER INTERESTED PARTIES BID ON YOUR WASTE PROFILE,
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE, RIGHT, MY MAN?
THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO -- INFO-MAN!
WE'RE EMPOWERED IN WAYS WE'VE NEVER BEEN BEFORE.
RECLAIM YOUR ANUS.
AND IT'S NOT JUST REACTIVE.
AND ONE OF THE HOTTEST DISRUPT TECHNOLOGIES AROUND IS
OF COURSE, WE DO GET REPORTS OF SIGHTINGS
I RESPECT HOW MUCH YOU'RE PERSONALLY WILLING TO PUT ON THE LINE FOR SMART PIPE.
IT SEEMS DECIDEDLY UNCOOL TO ME.
IT'S MY ANUS, AND IT'S THE PORTAL TO A BEAUTIFUL, NEW FUTURE.