Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SMART PIPE DETECTS THAT,
YOU STARTED A REVOLUTION, DUDE.
I GET TONS OF COUPONS FROM COOL RESTAURANTS.
JUST USING THE PIPES.
BUT DOES THAT MEAN THAT IT TAKES AN IMAGE OF YOUR ANUS?
IT'S COMPLETELY IMPENETRABLE TO PIRATES OR FOREIGN NAVIES, OWING TO ITS 100% SPHERICAL CONSTRUCTION.
SMART PIPE ATTACHES TO YOUR EXISTING PLUMBING INFRASTRUCTURE.
I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT IT IS.