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WHEN WE SAY THAT SMART PIPE BRINGS ALL YOUR PROFILES UNDER ONE LID
HOW CAN THAT BE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?
THAT MEANS, YES, A SCAN IS PERFORMED ON THAT CHILD'S ANUS,
YOUR ANUS IS THE KEY TO YOUR FUTURE.
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WELL, WHERE IS IT NOW?
WHEN YOU LOG IN TO SMART PIPE
I SEE YOU'VE MET ANDREW.
TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE SOCIAL SIDE OF THE BIZ,
NO WAY.
AN IMAGE OF MY OWN CHILD'S SMART PIPE ANAL TOPOGRAPHICAL SIGNATURE
WHICH REPRESENT YOUR UNIQUE FINGERPRINT OF ANAL TERRAIN.
IT'S TIME TO SAY NO TO PRO-DEATH OBSTRUCTIONISM.
I JUST USED A SMART PIPE AT SMART PIPE.
SO, WHEN YOU SYNC YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA WITH SMART PIPE
IT'S MY ANUS, AND IT'S WHAT MAKES ME, ME.
IT'S MY ANUS, AND IT'S WHO I AM.