Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU'RE SMART PIPE C.E.O. KIRK PECKLEY.
HOW CRAZY IS THAT?
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
LUCKY ME, THE FOLKS HERE AT SMART PIPE
WERE FORCED TO CEASE SERVICES
AND THE REST FLOWED FROM THERE.
TOPOGRAPHICAL ANAL HANDSHAKE.
THE FACT THAT MY METADATA IS OUT THERE IS GREAT FOR ME AS A USER.
WHOA! YOU'RE SCOUT CONDOR!
WOW. AMAZING STUFF.
IT'S TOUGH NOT TO GET A LITTLE FLUSTERED.
THE BARGE IS A 500-TON PALLADIUM CRAFT WHICH HOUSES OVER ONE MILLION EXABYTES OF SERVER SPACE.
OLD COLLEGE BUDDY HAVE A LOT OF NIACIN IN HIS URINE?
THAT'S NOT AMERICA.