Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

IT'S MY ANUS, AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT.

SO WHEN PEOPLE LIKE CONGRESSMAN TAD MITCHELL STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR EFFORTS TO CHANGE THE GAME

LET'S SHOW HIM THE PHOTO.

BUT I STILL GOT QUESTIONS, LIKE IF SMART PIPE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG

SMART PIPE NOW STORES ALL METADATA IN A SECURE OFFSHORE SERVER.

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR.

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE NOT SURE.

IF I HAD INFORMATION THAT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

GET ONLINE. SIGN THE PETITION.

THE FACT IS THAT SMART PIPE

THE USER, TO YOUR IF A CHILD SITS DOWN ON A SMART PIPE TOILET

BUT IF WE KNEW WHERE IT WAS, WE'D BE OPENING OURSELVES UP TO ALL SORTS OF REGULATORY HASSLES

WOULD YOU FLUSH THAT?

OKAY, NOW FOR THE FUN PART.

I MEAN, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS INSTALL SMART PIPE,

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?