Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ CHUCKLES ] YOU'RE NOT SURE.

WOULD YOU FLUSH THAT?

OKAY, NOW FOR THE FUN PART.

THE USER, TO YOUR IF A CHILD SITS DOWN ON A SMART PIPE TOILET

LET'S SHOW HIM THE PHOTO.

SMART PIPE NOW STORES ALL METADATA IN A SECURE OFFSHORE SERVER.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I MEAN, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS INSTALL SMART PIPE,

BUT I STILL GOT QUESTIONS, LIKE IF SMART PIPE ISN'T DOING ANYTHING WRONG

THE FACT IS THAT SMART PIPE

GET ONLINE. SIGN THE PETITION.

THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR.

SO WHEN PEOPLE LIKE CONGRESSMAN TAD MITCHELL STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR EFFORTS TO CHANGE THE GAME

IF I HAD INFORMATION THAT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE

BUT IF WE KNEW WHERE IT WAS, WE'D BE OPENING OURSELVES UP TO ALL SORTS OF REGULATORY HASSLES

IT'S MY ANUS, AND I'M NOT ASHAMED OF IT.