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WHEN, IN FACT, THE ONLY ENTITY WITH FULL, UNFETTERED ACCESS TO YOUR ANAL TOPOGRAPHY IS A ROBOT.
GIVE IT UP, SCOUT.
HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING SMART PIPE SO SMART.
DON'T LET THE GOVERNMENT TAKE THAT KEY AWAY FROM YOU.
ON ALL THE HOOPS YOU HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH BECAUSE OF OUR BROKEN CONGRESS.
EXACTLY.
BEING ABLE TO MONITOR WHO'S USING YOUR PIPES FROM ANYWHERE.
AND THEN YOU GET THE TREATMENT YOU NEED.
HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT GET IT SO WRONG?
NOW, THAT'S PEACE OF MIND.
IT'S ASTRONOMICAL.
-- AUTOMATIC CLEANING, REMOTE FLUSHING,
THAT'S NOT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
IT'S SO ROUND THAT BULLETS AND LADDERS JUST GLANCE RIGHT OFF OF IT.
OR THE LIFE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS,
ALL RIGHT, MY MAN.
TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THAT.
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