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-- AUTOMATIC CLEANING, REMOTE FLUSHING,
ALL RIGHT, MY MAN.
NOW, THAT'S PEACE OF MIND.
OR THE LIFE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS,
DON'T LET THE GOVERNMENT TAKE THAT KEY AWAY FROM YOU.
HOW COULD THE GOVERNMENT GET IT SO WRONG?
BEING ABLE TO MONITOR WHO'S USING YOUR PIPES FROM ANYWHERE.
AND THEN YOU GET THE TREATMENT YOU NEED.
IT'S ASTRONOMICAL.
HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING SMART PIPE SO SMART.
ON ALL THE HOOPS YOU HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH BECAUSE OF OUR BROKEN CONGRESS.
EXACTLY.
WHEN, IN FACT, THE ONLY ENTITY WITH FULL, UNFETTERED ACCESS TO YOUR ANAL TOPOGRAPHY IS A ROBOT.
THAT'S NOT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY.
IT'S SO ROUND THAT BULLETS AND LADDERS JUST GLANCE RIGHT OFF OF IT.
TALK A LITTLE BIT ABOUT THAT.
GIVE IT UP, SCOUT.
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