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AWESOME.
YOU EARN POINTS THAT CAN BE REDEEMED FOR A FREE DIGITAL POSTER FROM "THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY -- PART 1."
I MEAN, WHAT DOES THIS LOOK LIKE TO YOU?
IF SMART PIPE DETECTS SOMEONE IT DOESN'T RECOGNIZE, YOU KNOW INSTANTLY.
THEN WHY ARE THEY THE ONLY CORPORATION TO EVER BE OFFICIALLY DESIGNATED AS A SEX OFFENDER?
YOU GUYS HEARD OF "DISRUPT," RIGHT?
WAS OPERATING WITHOUT INCIDENT
CALL MITCHELL'S OFFICE AND ACTIVELY HARASS HIS STAFF.
WITH OVER 100,000 DOWNSTREAMERS,
IT'S MORE LIKE A LOCK-AND-KEY MECHANISM THAT EMPLOYS YOUR
IT JUST MEANS CHANGING THE GAME,
AND WHY DO WE WANT IT?
WE JUST HAD TO WAIT FOR THE TECH TO CATCH UP.
I HATE CHILD PORNOGRAPHERS.
AND IDEALLY, THAT INFORMATION IS TRANSMITTED ACROSS STATE LINES,
IT SOUNDS BAD, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD.
I'VE BROUGHT IN DAVID TINSKY. DAVID IS A REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER AND CONFESSED PEDOPHILE.
IT UPDATES YOUR WASTE STATUS ON ALL OF YOUR ACCOUNTS AUTOMATICALLY.
[ LAUGHS ]
THE BARGE, THE SATELLITE, THE ROBOT CAPTAIN.