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I'M SASCHA KEMMIS-POWERS,

AUTHOR, TV PERSONALITY, AND SOCIAL-MEDIA INFLUENCER.

TWEETS IT AT HOSPITALS IN YOUR AREA,

AT CHRISTINA'S FINGERTIPS IS A PORTAL TO THE ENTIRE SMART PIPE ECONOMY

BUT HE WAS IN THE UNION, AND SO HE GREW LAZY AND WAS UNABLE TO INNOVATE.

OKAY, WELL, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION

BUT WE CAN'T DO ANY OF THAT UNTIL WE MODERNIZE OUR ANCIENT CHILD PORNOGRAPHY LAWS.

SO, ONE MAN IS SUBVERTING THE WILL OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT -- PROACTIV, DIET DR. PEPPER, MAALOX, AND THAT'S JUST THIS YEAR.

[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

THEN IT USES WHAT IT FINDS OUT TO MAKE LIFE BETTER.

HE'S IN TREATMENT.