Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF THEM.

I MEAN, THE FOUNDING FATHERS DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PIPES.

ITS CCDs CONVERT LIGHT INTO TEXT-BASED CODES

IT'S TOUGH TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL YOUR ENDORSEMENT DEALS.

I TALKED TO CHRISTINA DARNELL, THE SMART PIPE COMMUNITY MANAGER.

WHEN YOU USE SMART PIPE, YOU BECOME A PIECE OF VALUABLE, SELLABLE INFORMATION.

SMART PIPE'S SOCIAL COMPONENT HAS SPAWNED A WHOLE GENERATION OF CELEBRITY PIPERS

THEY GOT EVERYBODY TALKING.

[ Chuckling ] YEAH. HI.

ONE THING THAT'S CLEAR, THOUGH

WOW. I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH TODAY.

AND RE-EXAMINE OUR OPTIONS.

BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERY TIME YOU DON'T USE SMART PIPE.