Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND RE-EXAMINE OUR OPTIONS.

IT'S TOUGH TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL YOUR ENDORSEMENT DEALS.

BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING EVERY TIME YOU DON'T USE SMART PIPE.

WHEN YOU USE SMART PIPE, YOU BECOME A PIECE OF VALUABLE, SELLABLE INFORMATION.

THEY GOT EVERYBODY TALKING.

YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF THEM.

[ Chuckling ] YEAH. HI.

ITS CCDs CONVERT LIGHT INTO TEXT-BASED CODES

I MEAN, THE FOUNDING FATHERS DIDN'T EVEN HAVE PIPES.

I TALKED TO CHRISTINA DARNELL, THE SMART PIPE COMMUNITY MANAGER.

SMART PIPE'S SOCIAL COMPONENT HAS SPAWNED A WHOLE GENERATION OF CELEBRITY PIPERS

WOW. I'VE LEARNED SO MUCH TODAY.

ONE THING THAT'S CLEAR, THOUGH