Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Considering your driver has a sledgehammer for a hand.
-You keep walking. I'll catch up. -Yes, ma'am.
No, I didn't believe it either.
Can't say it is, because it ain't.
Your friends picked up the wrong package when they bundled me out here in the car.
-Oh, well, look who's here. -Who? Where?
-Yes. OFFICER: Friend of yours?
It'll be easier if you take this yourself. Otherwise, it'll be necessary for us to insist.
Does anyone know this Thornhill?
... that this was our own agent hot on his trail for a desperately important reason.
But, after tonight....
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
-Will that be all, sir? -For the time being, yes.
Three thousand. I bid 3000.
VAN DAM M: I've always understood you were a shrewd fellow at your job.
Mr. Thornhill, it is my opinion that you are definitely intoxicated.
Now, Mr. Kaplan, suppose you tell me who you are and what you want.
At present, you are registered in room 796...
... instead of our own agent...
Everyone's been cooperating beautifully.
Who was it?
You seen wandering about in good health could've proved fatal to Miss Kendall.
I'm sorry, sir, but we can't-
Oh, yes. Well, these are the checks for the large cases.
I didn't want you to go on thinking that I....
Who isn't?
One moment, please.
-On me? -Sure.
It's a nice face.
Who'll say 1250?
Yes. Well, thank you so much, Mother. Yeah, well, goodbye.
Don't tell me where we're going, surprise me.
Like that business about the seven parking tickets?
Did I misunderstand you about bringing her here?
... using Lester Townsend's house.
Thanks to me?
All play no play
[ROGER SIGHS THEN CLEARS THROAT]
-My name? -Yes, please.
I'll call him for you as soon as we get inside the station.
Pulling up your shorts leg instead of opening your fly… So you’re a big boy? -Yes.
Wait, what's that supposed to be?
-I'm a mad killer on the loose. -You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Apparently, the poor sucker got mistaken for George Kaplan.
-Sit back. -Didn't you hear what I said?
Thank you, sergeant.
I needn't tell you how valuable she can be to us over there.
Thank you, 200 is bid.
Goodbye.
What made you arrive at the deduction that my feelings for Miss Kendall...
Be with you in a minute.
-You can't afford to be seen anyplace. -Well, let's have it up here. Nice and cozy.
-Who shall I say is calling? -County detectives.
That's right.
Don't you think it's time we were introduced?
-Yes, please. A Gibson. MAN: Right away.
-Get moving. -I haven't finished bidding yet.
Come in, please.
Hotel Sheraton-Johnson, Rapid City, South Dakota.
What people? The house is completely closed up.
I, uh.... Well, all right. What are you gonna tell him? Do you know that?
Nice to meet you, Mr. Kaplan.
Sometime, I'm sure.
I think you're jealous.
Stay far away from me and don't come near me again.
Twenty-one hundred.
Oh, not lucky. Naughty. Wicked. Up to no good. Ever kill anyone?
-Stop. -Oh, excuse me.
[LAUGHING]
-Yes, I can. -Do it.
I want to be taken to police headquarters. I'm a dangerous assassin.
We didn't invent our nonexistent man and give him the name of George Kaplan...
... and labored successfully to convince Vandamm...
-I needed your help. -Well, you got it, all right.
-I'll be late for the bridge club. -Good. You will lose less than usual.
... due to leave at 6 p. m.
You know what I mean?
...with a few sordid details about Phillip and he told me that...
What's the situation, Leonard?
Here. Taxi.
Thank you very much.
By the way, I want to compliment you on your colorful exit...
[CHUCKLES]
FLAMM: This is 1055. Sergeant Flamm.
So I see.
-Take me to the United Nations. DRIVER: Right.
In excellent condition. Please start the bidding.
I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter is next on the program.
I want you all to know, I never saw this woman before last night.
I see. I hope he clears up this silly business.
[GRUNTS]
It was at this point that Mr. Thornhill succeeded in escaping...
VANDAMM: There's nothing to worry about. EVE: I just lost my head.
In fact, her whole body.
What are you doing? You'll ruin everything.
Mr. Thornhill told us that he was brought to this house against his will last night...
Well, if we ever get out of this alive...
Yes, I did that. Thanks.
Oh, don't worry.
Lucky, I guess.
I did. He checked out. Went to South Dakota.
PORTER: Thank you, ma'am. Good night, now.
Put a note on my desk
No thank you, I can do it.
Tomorrow morning, tell her.
We might have if you hadn't stumbled into it.
ROGER: Here they come. We have no choice.
No I Didn't borrow Lara's Mercedes
A simple no.
... for Michigan City.
But good luck to you both.
Well, please, just....
You haven't gotten into trouble, Roger?