Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here. Taxi.
... and labored successfully to convince Vandamm...
Thank you, sergeant.
VAN DAM M: I've always understood you were a shrewd fellow at your job.
It'll be easier if you take this yourself. Otherwise, it'll be necessary for us to insist.
-I'm a mad killer on the loose. -You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
But, after tonight....
-Get moving. -I haven't finished bidding yet.
-Yes. OFFICER: Friend of yours?
[CHUCKLES]
A simple no.
VANDAMM: There's nothing to worry about. EVE: I just lost my head.
... instead of our own agent...
Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Kaplan.
... due to leave at 6 p. m.
What's the situation, Leonard?
I want you all to know, I never saw this woman before last night.
Can't say it is, because it ain't.
Thank you, 200 is bid.
Lucky, I guess.
Oh, not lucky. Naughty. Wicked. Up to no good. Ever kill anyone?
One moment, please.
Now, Mr. Kaplan, suppose you tell me who you are and what you want.
It was at this point that Mr. Thornhill succeeded in escaping...
-You can't afford to be seen anyplace. -Well, let's have it up here. Nice and cozy.
I wonder what subtle form of manslaughter is next on the program.
Goodbye.
Considering your driver has a sledgehammer for a hand.
No thank you, I can do it.
Tomorrow morning, tell her.
Did I misunderstand you about bringing her here?
Twenty-one hundred.
Who'll say 1250?
By the way, I want to compliment you on your colorful exit...
We didn't invent our nonexistent man and give him the name of George Kaplan...
In excellent condition. Please start the bidding.
So I see.
You know what I mean?
-Who shall I say is calling? -County detectives.
... using Lester Townsend's house.
In fact, her whole body.
I didn't want you to go on thinking that I....
I think you're jealous.
Yes, I did that. Thanks.
Thanks to me?
Well, if we ever get out of this alive...
Three thousand. I bid 3000.
We might have if you hadn't stumbled into it.
What people? The house is completely closed up.
I'll call him for you as soon as we get inside the station.
I did. He checked out. Went to South Dakota.
Thank you very much.
Does anyone know this Thornhill?
... that this was our own agent hot on his trail for a desperately important reason.
Don't you think it's time we were introduced?
Put a note on my desk
I want to be taken to police headquarters. I'm a dangerous assassin.
-Sit back. -Didn't you hear what I said?
-I'll be late for the bridge club. -Good. You will lose less than usual.
Be with you in a minute.
ROGER: Here they come. We have no choice.
Pulling up your shorts leg instead of opening your fly… So you’re a big boy? -Yes.
PORTER: Thank you, ma'am. Good night, now.
I, uh.... Well, all right. What are you gonna tell him? Do you know that?
-On me? -Sure.
[ROGER SIGHS THEN CLEARS THROAT]
Your friends picked up the wrong package when they bundled me out here in the car.
At present, you are registered in room 796...
Mr. Thornhill, it is my opinion that you are definitely intoxicated.
-Yes, I can. -Do it.
Who isn't?
Don't tell me where we're going, surprise me.
-You keep walking. I'll catch up. -Yes, ma'am.
...with a few sordid details about Phillip and he told me that...
I'm sorry, sir, but we can't-
Who was it?
Sometime, I'm sure.
Come in, please.
FLAMM: This is 1055. Sergeant Flamm.
... for Michigan City.
Well, please, just....
-Stop. -Oh, excuse me.
Mr. Thornhill told us that he was brought to this house against his will last night...
-Oh, well, look who's here. -Who? Where?
What are you doing? You'll ruin everything.
Oh, yes. Well, these are the checks for the large cases.
-I needed your help. -Well, you got it, all right.
-Yes, please. A Gibson. MAN: Right away.
Oh, don't worry.
-Will that be all, sir? -For the time being, yes.
But good luck to you both.
No, I didn't believe it either.
No I Didn't borrow Lara's Mercedes
It's a nice face.
What made you arrive at the deduction that my feelings for Miss Kendall...
[LAUGHING]
Wait, what's that supposed to be?
All play no play
You seen wandering about in good health could've proved fatal to Miss Kendall.
You haven't gotten into trouble, Roger?
Everyone's been cooperating beautifully.
Apparently, the poor sucker got mistaken for George Kaplan.
[GRUNTS]
That's right.
Hotel Sheraton-Johnson, Rapid City, South Dakota.
Like that business about the seven parking tickets?
-Take me to the United Nations. DRIVER: Right.
I needn't tell you how valuable she can be to us over there.
Yes. Well, thank you so much, Mother. Yeah, well, goodbye.
-My name? -Yes, please.
I see. I hope he clears up this silly business.
Stay far away from me and don't come near me again.