Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She's lying.
MAN: George Kaplan. -Perhaps if I send her a telegram.
-For two blocks? -You're late and I'm tired.
MAN 1: Two thousand is bid. I have 2000. Do I hear 2500?
Patience is a virtue.
VAN DAM M: What is it?
Rapid City.
You can stick this in your alphabet soup. I had nothing to do with that killing.
Nothing till 10. You're in a hurry, huh?
Oh. Government secrets, perhaps.
Oh, you could say he's a sort of importer-exporter.
-Handle with care, fellas. -In there.
Drawing room E.
All work and no play? A girl like you should be enjoying herself this evening...
It's a Wirephoto. We just got it from the New York police.
They're selling at 1200. Do I hear 1300, please?
LEONARD: He's heading pretty far out on the north leg and awfully high.
What contact? I've never even been in Pittsburgh.
Hello, there.
Stand back.
I have 11. Go 12. Who'll say 12?
I guess I deserve that locked door too.
Did you get home all right? Of course you did.
We're not going to get involved.
No need.
Well, when did-? When did you first see me?
How did it go today?
...to Vandamm's good graces...
Hello. Valet service, please.
-Last call. Twelve hundred. -Two thousand.
-No, not me. -Never heard of him.
-Well, how will I know him? -He'll know you.
-If you'll get on the plane- -You listen to me.
Are you the Townsend who lives in Glen Cove?
MAN 2: Do?
Well, put: Something for your sweet tooth, baby, and all your other sweet parts.
Even if you accept the belief that the high Trendex means a rising sales curve-
What am I, a telephone operator?
Room 463.
Oh?
Why don't we colonize at the Colony next week?
One-oh-five-five, off and clear.
No place to sleep.
Put a note on my desk in the morning: Think thin.
[ROGER SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
I've replaced your coffee with Folgers Instant Crystals
I wonder if I might have a few words of parting with you, sir?
-There you are. Thank you. MAN: Yes, sir.
[DOOR BUZZING]
-Over here. -Oh, thanks.
WOMAN [ON PA]: Departing at 10 a. m., Chicago daylight time...
I'm going to bed and I intend to lock my door.
ROGER: Before we start calling each other names, you better tell me yours.
Look!
Oh, I'm not permitted to do that, sir, but if you'll follow me.
Now the three. Do I hear three? Three hundred, anyone?
[CAR HORN HONKING]
On June the 16th, you checked into the Sherwyn Hotel in Pittsburgh...
-Bowling balls, naturally. -Oh, naturally.
I want you to leave right now.
You mean, he didn't tell you?
Have you been drinking?
I'm Captain Junket of the Nassau County Detectives.
Don't thank me. I couldn't stand it.
Maybe you're planning to murder me, right here, tonight.
MAN 1: Say the 12. Twelve hundred dollars there. Twelve hundred is bid. Say 1300?
A redcap in a phone booth? Slightly suspicious.
ROGER: Look out.
All right.
And now catalog number 109.
-Somebody call the police. -Come on. Come on now.
Well, here goes. Ahem.
-Don't forget, call my mother right away. -I won't.
That'll do for you around here for the next couple of days.
[CAR HORN HONKING]
-Is there any place he can be reached? -Why, yes. The United Nations.
Yes. Goodbye.
-We know that. -You know it?
I wanted to tell you....
Stick out your tongue and say ah.
And now, uh....
This superb example of this early 17th century master.
She shot him in a moment of fear and anger.
Please call at the communications desk of the public lounge.
-Where will I find Mr. Lester Townsend? -Mr. Lester Townsend of UNIPO?
Well, then, how do you know I am Mr. Kaplan?
-Fanning Nelson. -How do you do?
Roger, I think we should go.
You better move back.
That's the last thing you'd want, isn't it? Me in the hands of the police.
Which is why I'm gonna have to ask you to go on being him for the next 24 hours.
VANDAMM: My dear.
Come in.
Get out of here! The other tank may blow!
LARRABEE: Absolutely. -Ha.
I don't deduce. I observe.
-Maybe I copied them down wrong. -I don't think you got them wrong.
ROGER: There you are.
The car's waiting outside. You will walk between us saying nothing.