Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -My fault.

-Oh. Thank you for your interest. -You're welcome, sir.

... and establish elaborate behavior patterns for him...

There's not much time.

-Is anyone in the library? -No.

Uh, I'm all right, Mother. Good night. Good night, dear.

-I'm offering you a chance to save it. VANDAMM: To exchange it.

Get my lawyer right away, and come out and bail me out.

Well, of course you are. This is room 796, isn't it?

Yes, for using sex like some people use a fly swatter.

... for Indianapolis at 2 and ask the driver to let you off at Prairie Stop, Highway 41.

Why don't you surprise me, Mr. Kaplan, and say yes?

I have a large drawing room all to myself.

There's only the expedient exaggeration. You ought to know that.

-Anything to report, Miss Kendall? -Why, yes. I had a fine night's sleep.

Put it any way you like.

And I just saw two men get out of a police car as we pulled into the station.

Sold to Mr. Vandamm at 700.

[PHONE RINGING]

No good, sir. You can't get involved in this.

Put a note on my desk in the morning: Think thin

I decided to fall in love.

No i didn't borrow laura's mercedes!

You're an advertising man, that's all I know.

I'm afraid you'll have to.

-Thank you. -It's quite all right.

VANDAMM: Jump in, Leonard. The champagne's fine.

Or we could congratulate ourselves on a marvelous stroke of good fortune.

I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses.

Well, wouldn't it be nice if my problems and your plans were somehow connected?

ROGER: I insist.

I met Phillip Vandamm at a party one night and saw only his charm.

Now, obviously they've mistaken me for a much shorter man.

Perfectly all right.

We'll get them. We'll throw the book at them. Assault and kidnapping.

Yes, I know exactly what you mean.

I feel heavyish.

All right. What'll I do when I get there?

That's where I hit the chair doing that phony fall in the cafeteria.

[ROGER WHISTLING]

His is pointed at your heart. So, please, no errors of judgment, I beg of you.

Yeah, and in all the right places too.

He went that way. I think he got off.

ROGER: Our friend who's assembling the General Assembly this afternoon.

I don't know that I care to accept that charge, professor.

Sorry, I have to know their names before I can let you through.

There's my trademark. R. O. T.

-He checked out? -That's right.

I'm beginning to think that no one in the hotel has actually seen Kaplan.

Sergeant Emile Klinger.

Spread the good word in as many small-time segments as we can.

I mean, if my client says this is what happened...

No, you're not. You're Roger Thornhill of Madison Avenue...

You'll be picked up by the police the moment you show your face.

General Assembly Building.

Please call at the communications desk of the public lounge.

Well, that is what's happening, isn't it?

They weren't smiling.

You'll be all right after a good night's sleep. We got a nice cell all made up.

I wouldn't have a chance.

You could always take a cold shower.

-After dinner. -Now.

-Nice of him to have opened the bed. -Yes.

-The price? -For doing nothing to stop you.

I told you, I'm not Kaplan, whoever he is. I'm-

-How would you have felt? -In the cafeteria, when you fell.

Soon we'll be off together and I shall dedicate myself to your happiness.

... and I was wondering if I ought to go on changing the linens.

Because I bet you could tease a man to death without half-trying.

Beats flying, doesn't it?

One thing we know: You're not fake. You are a genuine idiot

It's an old trick. Shoot one of your own to show that you're not one of them.

... give any hint to Vandamm that he's pursuing a decoy...

LEONARD: I'll do that. VANDAMM: Tell your knife-throwing chum...

Oh, no, Mr. Thornhill. There is no such person as George Kaplan.

There was a man at your table tonight in the dining car.

-Good night, Mr. Thornhill. -Good night, sweetie.

... from his would-be assassins, and when they gave chase...

And here's the sofa where they held me down.

What the devil is that supposed to mean?

Now, shall we get down to business?

JUDGE: Do you know him to be a reasonable man?

Oh, I'm so glad you're pleased, Mr. Townsend.

Then why did you let the police chase me all over the map?

...that I took the long way around so nobody followed me.

Roger. Roger, will you be home for dinner?

Now, she seemed to think I'm Kaplan.

I wonder if I could respectfully ask the gentleman...

-...in case you decided to change your mind. -You know what I think?

-It's become necessary. -Oh, I see.

-It's become necessary. -Oh, I see.