Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and for that reason alone, you're not getting the Serpent vote.

♪ Trouble And if you want trouble ♪

With all due respect, Hiram, you're all alone here.

[Archie] This is a message from the Dark Circle.

We're going to the diner with the girls. You coming?

But if anything's affected my psyche,

I don't particularly care what happened to Dwayne.

[Veronica] What do you mean Cheryl's missing?

If Cheryl was in the Swiss Alps, she'd be posting parka selfies.

You are not getting a tattoo just to prove something to your boyfriend.

I might just have to have a long talk with that handsome sheriff of yours.

-Hey! -Archie, don't!

You two are just Centreville scumbags.

only to get himself killed.

-Kevin didn't suspect anything. -At least we know what's going on.

We're both Bulldogs who, like wolves, support the alpha.

She would dress you in Jason's clothes, and he in yours.

-That manager? -Oh, God. Should I call someone?

Letting my sweet, innocent daughter live in sin in that trailer.

[Doris on pa] Antoinette Topaz to the principal's office.

Honestly, I'm not in the habit of explaining myself to school girls.

Does that mean you want me to go to the sheriff, start making a stink?

[man on tv] Authorities are searching for witnesses.

Okay, but be careful.

Pumping our sources for information.

Riverdale is buzzing about you running against my wife for mayor.

I don't know. Maybe there's some reeducation camp called The Sisters.

You did all that for your boyfriend, not the Serpents.

Maybe our first message wasn't clear enough.

I've been thinking about that.

You said Cheryl was away at some boarding school?

I think we should just start.

Now, Archie, last night was the very definition