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I can't, I'm in Mexico about to get on a boat.
the author will be signing copies of his book,
All the way from Rhode Island?
Please let Linda think she has an STD.
transcript: Raceman synchro: Subripeur
You are not making this my responsibility.
I don't know, it's exciting I guess.
I guess your work ethic is kind of contagious.
Look, I understand that you're really upset,
I have to go to the bathroom.
I am making quail and some caviar.
I mean, he's smart and he's hot and he's an excellent kisser.
Well, it worked, weasel.
I know the excruciating pain of living without you.
Well, Henri-Michel said he loved her.
Kirsten, our friendship can't just end like this.
But then I would have nothing left
Now, uh, Monsieur de Momourant
I think it's time I told you.
but articulating your feelings to your girlfriend
Well, all the women that this guy slept with
And a life without cheese, well...
is more expressive, Ryan.
You know the Quickie Mart down by the pier?
Look, in all the time I've known him,
That is not only unethical, it is just plain mean.
Nice hat.
Oh, it was so cute, man.
And for the first time, I felt whole.
Young man, this is not karaoke. You don't get a turn.
Ryan lent me some videogames.
or wanting Ryan.
High fives...all around.
Do you know there are less than 3,000 left, in California?
Hi.
You lied to make me look good, I get that.
All done.
and that doesn't involve hookers.
- But if she's not around... - I was kidding.
Now, I feel a poem coming.
Why would you want to do that?
including you.
I can live without you as my business partner,
Seth.
It's a capitalist conspiracy to hide what you own
Okay, great, I will see you soon.
Yeah.
I healed my spirit animal and I'm ready to love again.
off of you and Julie for months now,
Yeah, I guess you can learn chemistry from making out.
We're going to sing a song to the sunset...
But it's fine, though.
Wow, That's uh, okay, yeah, say it a thousand times.
What is this American obsession with closets?
Maybe even a soufflé.
Fig?
If you show up at our bake sale, I'll kick your face in.
Yeah.
That's okay, I can take care of you.
- This is all I know. - Hmm?
If we see your face tomorrow, you will regret it.
Back to France, I guess.
but I just really needed to talk to you.
Thank you, but, you know, I'm good.
And I just healed my animal spirit.
or baking pies earing lame feathered hats?