Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was going to put the shoes to your mom again later.

Oh, we can pee where we sit now? Great!

You finished your food first last night,

♪ I don't care if I... ♪

Is everything in the whole world made of atoms? Uh, yeah, I think so.

When an older male is threatened,

as alpha male, I've taken up knitting.

Here, take the whole bottle.

What's going on?

Forget-Me-Marys wasn't good enough for you?

I'm just looking for the plunger.

It's a good thing.

And please stop calling me Shirley.

The epicenter of drunk girls.

Are we serious about this, or are we just talking about it?

You haven't even started on the backyard.

I don't know if I can do this, Roger.

Damn it, Roger. Your race is the most disgusting--

Hey, do you want to be the alpha male of the house or not?

forces the elderly lion out of the pride

Oh, my God! Steve, don't look!

Need something to calm my nerves. Perhaps some step-sibling porn on the ol' kitchen desktop.

that he's never going to get up.

Well, I guess not tonight.

You know what we should do?

What's up, fools?

Yup, Snotters. I got my old man on the ropes.

to leave that shit right out here on the lawn

I was thinking of getting "Yub Yub Eee"

I'm going to teach you how to shave.