Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I mean, our kids respect us too much.

(quietly) I can't get it in.

I FaceTimed my own iPad from my phone

Is she messing with you,

Mnh. No, we're not. I'm so sorry. Please continue.

I found shoe prints on my desks.

because life is a joke, people.

- They got you? - Mm-hmm.

- I'm fine. - Oh, okay.

Yeah. We are here today to talk about desking.

and put an end to all this.

and how it actually isn't cool beans,

Bigger than me. Bigger than you.

Desking's deaded.

I don't know, but I'm not gonna push it.

- I like him. - Mm.

I can catch one of 'em.

it's really just "bad cop, bad cop."

Kids will always think teachers are lame.

This can't be what's happening here, though, right?

We were eliminated on a technicality,

- What'd you say? - (chuckles)

You know, this is my Kerri Strug moment.

They say the first 48 hours are the most important.

(cheers and applause)

- She's not very coordinated. - She's gonna kill it.

He's so smart. (chuckles)

We're actually too cool for school.

Looks like someone forgot where the floor was.