Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you rather a murder rap than getting a ticket

I read that thing about your husband.

Well, I guess I thought I might get me back.

at the farmers' market?

(PHONE BUZZING)

to make some new friends in this town?

found out in the middle of nowhere,

You know, I read something once

he stole your own gun away from you?

and then put your PJs on.

Yeah. I read about that in the paper.

WOMAN 2: Hi, hi.

I mean, the law doesn't change

I could use to throw over Hey You's head?

I don't like that jacket anymore.

Yeah, just maybe...

Trust me, you'd remember if you had.

than not write me a ticket?

right through Saddlestring.

and I don't want that for my wife, my kids.

They find you out here dead, all alone,

(GIRLS LAUGHING)

I'm not Vern Dunnegan.

SHERIDAN: Then the monster came down from the mountains

Says it's about your blood work.

Bye, Secondhand!

That cat's not coming back.

Oh, yeah, I have a quilt that can cover him.

Have you met the Bouvier sisters?

I'm trying to decide between

Nope, I guess it can't.

(GENTLE WOMAN PLAYING)

What kind of mood's your mom in today?

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

You know there's more animals in Wyoming than people?

I want to go where you go.

Apology accepted.