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(SIGHS)
Mom, stop it!
things weren't going so hot in the new town.
I know you.
Hope you at least got a bellyful.
(CAWING INTENSIFIES)
After you woke me up, the dog kept scratching at the door.
No. No, I don't think so, hon.
Give their young a chance to stand on their own.
Arrested?
Well, how's retirement treating you,
so I'll get this fence fixed up.
(DOG BARKS DISTANTLY)
What did it look like?
You're right.
(BOTH LAUGH)
you call during business hours.
♪ Hush-a-bye Don't you cry ♪
and this'll just be a memory.
(STRAINING)
'Cause it's April.
See you, Grumpy.
How'd you sleep?
(HUMMING)
Couple of bucks.
(WOMAN 1 SIGHS)
Hey You.
Well, I recommend keeping the door closed
(LAUGHS)
You think this is gonna help things?
I almost killed the son of a bitch.
for antlers and velvet.
WOMAN 1: Hey You, relax...
but the unofficial mayor of Saddlestring?
Okay.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
You gotta learn to bend a little.
when they're having their babies.
to deal with unfinished business.
You really think the cops are gonna care
Thanks.
I'll text you their address.
They'll be happy to see you.
Like I told you. (LAUGHS)
Nice to meet you.
Do me a favor.
in the herd just to fill your freezer.
What do you mean?
I assume you heard.
(SCOFFS)
Nope.
my daughter's nine, too.
Hey, big guy.