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There you go.
Little early for elk season, you know.
that arrested the governor of Wyoming
Apparently they didn't get the memo
Let's do it.
No, not yet.
WOMAN: Who is it?
RECEPTIONIST: Good.
I'm gonna have to run you out of here.
Uh, which quilt?
Can't feed the kids,
(KNOCKING)
Here.
Okay.
Don't you think?
'fore you help me with my fence.
I'm here with my family.
Why are you reading a book? It's recess.
♪ Blacks and bays Dappled and grays ♪
OTE: I know. I know.
WOMAN: Oh, my Lord!
Ever since you took away my livelihood.
The emu.
RECEPTIONIST: Marybeth?
And just so you know, I did not shit my pants.
The federal government came into my house,
Not good.
(SIGHS)
(PERSON PANTING)
(KNOCKS)
Okay, sorry, Mom.
Yeah, they sure did.
That part was exaggerated.
Marybeth, what is it?
Mom?
I was a lawyer.
I have kids!
I haven't had a drop in over a year!
She doesn't like the word "Grandma."
She's nine.
I was wrong.
'cause I didn't want to worry you,
WOMAN: Joey? Joey, open the door! (BANGING ON DOOR)
going through menopause, I guess.
Yeah.
"Run-in with local outfitter."
(GLASS CRUNCHING)
MAN: Get back here!
It's a doctor.
I did not sleep much.
Bye, Lumpy.
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
but goddamn landlord's
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