Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll be fine. I'll just turn your...
I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
I don't know how, where it went.
Maybe we should just tell your parents first.
Do you want this tattoo?
Oh, Jack, stop!
Okay, wait.
Okay, really quick.
You used my toothbrush?
Whose drink can I freshen?
Well, there's my fantasy come true
When did I say that?
Upstairs in the bathroom, right before you felt up Mom!
Speaking of whom...
- What? - I'm sorry.
- Wanna see mine? Wanna see mine? Yes!
Look, this is the best relationship I've been in...
Just hang in there, okay?
Is that crystal?
So, Jack...