Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can Open. Worms Everywhere.

I'm moving out, like we talked about.

I'm getting a lily.

And did you know they do this with needles?

I know what you're going through. When I turned 50, I got the Porsche.

I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.

We used it to fling water balloons off the roof.

Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?

About how I never lived alone or anything?

I don't wanna leave you high and dry

- Happy birthday, Dad. - Thank you.

Sign this card for Dad. Richard will be here soon.

- Found it! - I'll take that, Dad.

Okay. Well then, what is this?

Happy birthday to you

I am not telling you guys anything.

Well, there you go.

She's probably not even pretty.

Why do you get to keep the table?

...bedroom into a game room.

Are we still on that?

...I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.

Can you see me in a place like this?

Dad, I beg you not to finish that sentence!

Put the foosball table in there.

- That's how I feel. - Then maybe you should take it!

When you're in there, it's like peeing with the Rockettes.