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Oh, please! A relationship?
...that I don't need a roommate.
Hey, are you cool with this?
Oh...
Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!"
Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom.
- What are you doing with my bra? - It's not what you think.
- Yeah, me too. - I know.
How you doing?
I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it.
I don't think Mom and Dad would mind.
What?
"The Spoon! You Licked And You Put."
Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get?
- A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. A tattoo?
Bums everywhere
Seen my Harmon Killebrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
...I guess this is it.
No, we're all right.
Yes, a relationship!
What's the occasion?
It wouldn't kill you say it Once in a while
I paid for the other half.
What?
I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city.
Seriously.