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...that I don't need a roommate.
What?
- What are you doing with my bra? - It's not what you think.
"The Spoon! You Licked And You Put."
Sorry. Here, let me get that, Mom.
No, we're all right.
I hear he's got some 20-year-old twinkie in the city.
Seriously.
Hey, are you cool with this?
- A tattoo. I'm getting a tattoo. A tattoo?
I'll tell you what. I'll play you for it.
Your mother's in heaven going, "Where the hell's my lily, you wuss!"
What's the occasion?
That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city.
Yes, a relationship!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA
Oh, please! A relationship?
What?
I paid for the other half.
Wow, this is wild! What are you gonna get?
Bums everywhere
- Yeah, me too. - I know.
How you doing?
It wouldn't kill you say it Once in a while
...I guess this is it.
Oh...
Seen my Harmon Killebrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
I don't think Mom and Dad would mind.