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Thank you, sir.

If K-50s didn't blow your brains out, sugar, sure as shit, was gonna.

-Hoo-ah! Get in your limousine.

You'll be all right, huh?

Call your mother on Mother's Day.

This year we're doing it right.

If Hof was in that room, she’d have taken a flamethrower to this place!

Oh, I’m just gettin’ warmed up

And you, soldier?

because you know what I'm going to do

This is Mr. Frank Slade,

You're not bad.

To ease the blow, let me buy you a drink. Come on.

Old Washington joke from my days with Lyndon.

Frost bums, the lot of you!

I used to be a regular. I used to come in with a General Garbisch.

You're in front of me. Let's go.

What are you doin' right now?

Here we go, Charlie.

Never in the Boy Scouts, sluggo?

I love it when you hurt me.

She's expecting you.

Dad, remember the time you persuaded Frank

l am empowered to handle certain matters on my own as l see fit.

Be specific, son.

Did you see or did you not see?

Twenty-six years in the service,

Willie, why don't you help me with my bag?

Sugarbush. Lift tickets and condo vouchers.

He doesn't need to be labeled "still worthy of being a Baird man."

No, sir. On the contrary.

What do you say?

I'm sorry, too, Mr. Simms,

You know why they still keep me around?

I mean mister, sir.

I’m in the cold here! I’m in the cold.

-Cut it out, Frank, will ya?

when you come in here tomorrow morning.

All right, Colonel. That'd be really...

are you listening to me Surfside? I'm giving you pearls here

And if he staggers a little when he gets up, don't pay any attention.

Well, Miss Downes, I'll know where to find you.

$lion is a Baird buy

Get out of here, Charlie.

How's your skin, son? I like my aids to be presentable

-We talkin' turkey Marbella? -Yes, we are.

I'm just getting warmed up!

"I'm not a squealer."

Not only will it be an honor, I'll give you a rate.

If I were the man I was 20 years ago, I’d have been all over the playhouse!

Hope Willie Young

You got 1 5 minutes, son. I don't think you're gonna make it.

Thanksgiving in Vermont, Christmas in Switzerland...

If it's not a big deal, why did you say real important stuff?

Who is this, Mr. Simms?

How about this one over here?

We should make up. Don't you think it's time we made up?

Baird men have run State Departments and investment houses,

I did not and I'm calling Albany.

We got a date for Thanksgiving.

Do we follow the rich boy's code or not?

the entire student body will be present.

All Frank lost was his eyesight.

Charlie, meet W.R. Slade.

I will take that at face value

Here, let me take your coat.

but, you know, there's a little tension in her voice.

No, it was Frank.

You sure you're all right?

I haven't even opened her up yet. Which way's the curb?

Glory, glory Hallelujah

He was teaching hand-to-hand combat to second lieutenants...

-From teaching those lieutenants. -Colonel, let go.

Oh, God, you're touching!

Now that's the stuff leaders should be made of.

ASAP. That means now.

We all still here?

Ballpark, best guess.

lf it's not back by 7:30, it's gonna be my ass.

in as much as I can't punish Mr. Havemeyer, Mr. Potter or Mr. Jameson?

l thought l saw someone fooling with the lamppost,

If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this place!

Yeah, he's gonna talk to the headmaster.

You know, I always had a sneaker for you. Come here.

There you go, sir.

Ah, this is pathetic.

You can stay or you can leave.

There are just some things you can't do.

You got me all misty-eyed!

Well, Chuck, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Listen up. I want a table for two, and I don't mean Siberia,

Here's Charlie, facin' the fire, and there's George,

A: I'm sorry. / B: Don't be sorry.

and the next thing I know, we're outside,

And it can only be done by one

and I was gonna put my contacts back in.

I love this! I love it!

Chas, l detect a slight panic pulse from you. Are you panicking?

founded department stores and coached football teams.

The pin was in, Frank claims.

I'm not bad. No.

I didn't ask you the time. I asked if you had a watch.

and you're at the long end.

What? I'm Just Getting Warmed Up!

Try to keep him down to four drinks a day.

who is still worthy of calling himself a Baird man.

The only class in this act is sittin' next to me.

I'm gonna let you go, on one condition.

you're gonna take your place on that long, gray line

Where you from?

You know what's kept me goin' all these years?

"Get us off the hook."

I'm not a judge or jury.

About whether I blow my brains out or not.

Slow it down a little, Colonel. You're goin' a little fast.

I was in the library. I'd taken my glasses off,

You understand?

And Scarecrow, where you are out there.. Fuck you too!!

That automobile was presented to me by the board of trustees.

You just caught me.

George, why all the noise?

What the hell is that?

Yeah, we spoke yesterday.