Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, Colonel, you're not gonna die today.

See? This is fun, isn't it?

Happy to have you with us, CoIoneI.

Tell you what I'm gonna do, Colonel.

Where you goin'?

And no 900 numbers. He loves to talk dirty.

There was a time I could see.

Bailed me out of more trouble than he'd like to remember. Hmm?

Cut it out ,frank, will you ?

Hmm? Count wood chips?

sensitive, compassionate.

Earmarked, good word.

And everything, I mean...

I'll come out in a minute, give you telephone numbers and stuff.

Are these the...

Hoo Bingo the partnership is alive!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

You go. Just...

For now, the move's no move, status quo.

This is such a crock of shit!

It's almost edible.

Thank you, Charlie.

Major Vincent Squires.

Would you mind if we waited with you,

Young Sofie here is working Thanksgiving

of most any Baird student, sir.

Yeah. Car feels heavy. You know why?

Come on! Talk to me!

Call her? By the time they get to Albany in that Hupmobile he drives

This is just the start of your education, son.

I’m just getting warmed up

around in some junker?

Sofia's workin' me up a little Glen Plaid number,

I'll send you the Rothschild again for Christmas,

Could you please put the gun away?

a little tour of pleasures.

airport-to-school taxi.

I'm tired, Charlie. I'm tired.

When we get back to New Hampshire,

Your life's finished anyway.

"cradle of leadership."

I'm no fucking good.

to go to the kennel?

Then I'm going back to school.

Fine. I'm leaving.

Just a second. l gotta lock up.

My Valpak's underneath the bed.

Frank likes to spit in everybody's eye!

I’m in the amazing business

He's not a friend, but he's all right.

Ooh. (SNIFFING)

ose pi sana ose pi sana

Take out the shoulder boards and affix them, shoulders right and left,

Charlie's having a difficult weekend.

You do it 'cause you mean it.

Gail strikes me as a very beautiful woman,

You gotta love a Baird man

It's a beautiful day. Let's...

And that, my friends, is called integrity.

I'm in the dark here!

You ever given any thought to a Braille watch, Frank?

The Dean ofAdmissions at Harvard and l have an arrangement.

I'm vice president for marketing.

want to take a breather to New York, we're gonna call you.

He concerns himself with his young son, George Willis, Jr.

I got a poker champ title here. You got butthurt.

We try to water them down a little. Do you know how to do that?

Just a minute, sweetheart.

It's all right, Gloria. I enjoy Randy's observations.

Now, read me the bill of fare.

Here's your drink, Colonel.

-Good evening, boys. -Come on.

I'm home again.

Come on, Charlie, get the coats.

Of the mighty Mississippi

So, whatever you gotta do

but now there's nothing.

And it's a great day

Should Charlie Simms accept a free ride into Harvard, or not?

and we let appropriate customers test-drive the Testarossa.

my plane fare home for Christmas.

So, why should I share the tribe's provisions?

Freddie, you're no spring chicken.

Your dad is looking good, Charlie.

There are no oaths at Baird.

And so are you, Colonel.

I’m a grey ghost too, Jiro

But how it works here?

Afraid of making a mistake.

Tickets. Money.

Still with Snow Queen Sugar?

Well, I just...

I mean, I should be getting back to school.

Colonel, this is unacceptable.

or we got the world's worst hangover.

Tomster, come here, boy.

of the student-faculty disciplinary committee.

I can't believe they gave it to him.

Out of order?! I show you out of order

Don't you sharpshoot me.

Your girl is a hell of a tango dancer.

Francine, come on with me and Willie.

Twenty-six years on the line, nobody ever busted me four grades before.

just a regular dad and son chitchat

And swabbies too

Where are we, eh?

I just feel better having someone else around just in case.

But Michael didn't want to.

The standard, Mr. Willis.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Come on, son. Help me with my bag.

I wish you wouldn't do that around me. lt's so filthy!

Come on. Come on.

You can say that, can't you? Charles.

Stop it, Randy.

Colonel, I know you don't want to be a party poop,

Colonel, there's a clock right next to your bed.

You're a good-lookin' guy

Are you interested in walkin' the rest of your life, chappy?

It's gonna make you proud!

Don't blame me, Charlie, I can't see!

IQ of sloths and the manners of banshees.

Remember, when I doubt, buy.

I'll take it. Really.

That you wanted to go

-Francine? -What?

If you tangled up Just tango on

Don't give me a problem about the cigarettes.

That fine piece of steel you have back there.

God doth have a sense of humor.

Indeed it is, Garry.

But today we are bleeding from disrespect.

How do you plan on paying for all this stuff?

Tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.

All right? Just put it down.

Where you wanna sit, Frank? At the head again?

And, Harry, Jimmy,

because the incident that occurred this Tuesday last

-Should I ring it? -Yeah.

How many Ferraris you sold this month?

Hoowah Dog dick red

CouId you provide us with some detaiI?

And if, at that time, we are no further along than we are now,

You on student aid, Simms?