Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud till you don't know which end is up!
No.
"The Grey Ghost."
It's 7:20.
Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?
-Some aspirin. -Yeah. Also...
Remember, when in doubt, fuck.
William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan,
-Um... -Good! Here you go.
But you're not an officer anymore.
You all right now?
All right, Manny. Thanks.
That's an English cologne.
Without that book I'm dead, okay?
l take your arm.
By Sunday night, you'll be best friends.
I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you speaking your mind.
V-Star 950
About you-know-what?
It's left, I guess.
Get on with your life, would ya?
And you will be through.
On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor
Messrs. Havemeyer, Potter and Jameson are placed on probation
Charlie. Charlie!
This is a Ferrari, sir, the finest machinery made in the automobile industry.
Hah!
Colonel, l can't go to New York City.
Excuse me?
New York's too much responsibility.
They could not make the trip from Oregon today.
Sure.
Fella named Arnold there, in the humidor.
Did you see their size and shape?
to everyone and everything,
Yeah, they're beautiful.
Yeah, I guess so.
I thought it was a mom-and-pop store. Who's the pop?
Too big a leap for me right now, Charlie.
Tell him to get a move on.
Jesus Christ, another sucker who thinks this shit-heel's a war hero.
l forgot.
10:33
She forgot.
Get out my dress blues. They're in a garment bag in the closet.
Leave him out!
Where's Daphne? Let's get her down here.
Convenience store, my ass!
Hey, hey.
and this hard-boiled Navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.
You need a count for balance.
But my roommate, he lent me his Clinique
I like to say hello to Headmaster Trask.
Adam is presenting at the Baird conference, perk up!
My father's a major fundraiser, you know.
The one you're waiting for.
Yes. She likes you.
Yeah.
He blew himself up.
Take care, Colonel.
Why not?
-"Staad." -Trent?
Yes.
Now he wants to immigrate to this country.
All right. I'll give it a try.
The one that got away.
What?
Okay, then, walk like you talk.
Red light. Hold it.
20% off for my friends.
Till the riverboat gambler
You don't like the clothes, Charlie, on completion of duty,
Tenacious!
Sofia,
I'm doin' it.
I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind.
Do you want Tommy in or out?
Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary.
and just wanted to go to sleep forever?
One more.
I'll be with him. I'm his father.
Went to an artillery school at Fort Sill with a Mickey Downes.
I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP
That's a joke. Hello!
Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.
Montecristos Number One.
All right. What was the something you saw?
Charlie, this is where we'll be.
Just give me the gun, all right, Colonel?
I mean, eats and treats.
He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi.
Oh, Charlie,
You sure you're all right, Colonel?
How'd you know that?
It's just that Mr. Trask hasn't promised to get him into Harvard.
Don't destroy it. Protect it.
never let an aide shine my shoes.
Mr. Charles Simms is excused from any further response to this incident.
We're in business.
Shut up.
Charles.
Hello, there.
-Oh, George! -Please?
Always made the best infantrymen.
You'll get arrested.
A senior.
GET HIM OUTA HERE!
l knew l could count on transportation.
All I want from you is another day.
What'd he say?
And I never have been.
-"Staad," man. -So what about Staad?
Not well?
I saw somebody.
He will not be unaccompanied.
Standard issue for an upscale urban assignment.
Now I have come to the crossroads in my life.
That was stupid.
You askin' me to dance, Charlie?
You look great!
Then do it!
You do see the sense of it, Charlie, don't you?
He's got a heavy foot, though. Tell him to take it light, all right?
because I can't bear the thought of you sellin' out!
Seriously, who did he have to blow to get that thing?
I don't get an easy feeling.
Why don't you go downstairs, get me some aspirin?
Now, California chickie bucking for English lady.
Yes.
Where was I? Oh.
Where's your father?
Shit! Colonel! Colonel!
My skin, sir?
Give me one reason not to.
Thank you.
Goodbye, Willie.
Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco.
Frost bums! The lot of ‘em
while fishing for trout in a rippling creek.
Now, the folks at Baird,
All right.
Why don't you try?