Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right. I'll give it a try.

You'll get arrested.

I mean, eats and treats.

Messrs. Havemeyer, Potter and Jameson are placed on probation

Now he wants to immigrate to this country.

All right. What was the something you saw?

Charlie, this is where we'll be.

Just give me the gun, all right, Colonel?

-Some aspirin. -Yeah. Also...

Now I have come to the crossroads in my life.

I saw somebody.

because I can't bear the thought of you sellin' out!

The one you're waiting for.

Too big a leap for me right now, Charlie.

Goodbye, Willie.

while fishing for trout in a rippling creek.

They could not make the trip from Oregon today.

William Howard Taft, William Jennings Bryan,

l knew l could count on transportation.

Remember, when in doubt, fuck.

About you-know-what?

Give me one reason not to.

Did you see their size and shape?

He's got a heavy foot, though. Tell him to take it light, all right?

I'll be with him. I'm his father.

I thought it was a mom-and-pop store. Who's the pop?

New York's too much responsibility.

Tell him to get a move on.

Mr. Simms, Mr. Willis.

And I never have been.

My father's a major fundraiser, you know.

You look great!

By Sunday night, you'll be best friends.

Shit! Colonel! Colonel!

Where's Daphne? Let's get her down here.

Standard issue for an upscale urban assignment.

I'll rub your nose in enlisted men's crud till you don't know which end is up!

Seriously, who did he have to blow to get that thing?

-"Staad," man. -So what about Staad?

Ask anybody about Freddie Bisco.

Colonel, l can't go to New York City.

You all right now?

Without that book I'm dead, okay?

and just wanted to go to sleep forever?

Mr. Charles Simms is excused from any further response to this incident.

never let an aide shine my shoes.

Always made the best infantrymen.

You don't like the clothes, Charlie, on completion of duty,

Montecristos Number One.

Jesus Christ, another sucker who thinks this shit-heel's a war hero.

20% off for my friends.

Yeah, I guess so.

All right, Manny. Thanks.

Apparently, that meeting will be unnecessary.

to everyone and everything,

I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you speaking your mind.

I'm too tired, I'm too fuckin' blind.

That was stupid.

This is a Ferrari, sir, the finest machinery made in the automobile industry.

"The Grey Ghost."

You askin' me to dance, Charlie?

Now, California chickie bucking for English lady.

Adam is presenting at the Baird conference, perk up!

It's left, I guess.

l take your arm.

Yes. She likes you.

Till the riverboat gambler

But you're not an officer anymore.

You do see the sense of it, Charlie, don't you?

I don't get an easy feeling.

Yeah, they're beautiful.

Charlie. Charlie!

Why don't you try?

Get out my dress blues. They're in a garment bag in the closet.

It's just that Mr. Trask hasn't promised to get him into Harvard.

He can do bird calls and imitate Bela Lugosi.

Frost bums! The lot of ‘em

I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP

Why don't you go downstairs, get me some aspirin?

Don't destroy it. Protect it.

Convenience store, my ass!

That's a joke. Hello!

He will not be unaccompanied.

-Oh, George! -Please?

Now, the folks at Baird,

Get on with your life, would ya?

Okay, then, walk like you talk.

GET HIM OUTA HERE!

and this hard-boiled Navy nurse outta Omaha, on the other.

But my roommate, he lent me his Clinique

Red light. Hold it.

He blew himself up.

Where's your father?

Take care, Colonel.

We're in business.

And you will be through.

Where was I? Oh.

The one that got away.

-Um... -Good! Here you go.

You sure you're all right, Colonel?

All I want from you is another day.

Went to an artillery school at Fort Sill with a Mickey Downes.

Do you want Tommy in or out?

Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?

Fella named Arnold there, in the humidor.

How'd you know that?

I like to say hello to Headmaster Trask.

-"Staad." -Trent?

You need a count for balance.

That's an English cologne.

On major holidays, Willis, it's customary for the lord of the manor