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I talked to George last night.
But her voice is California chickie.
I call her Daphne.
I'm sorry.
Stevie Wonder wears one, or do you rank on him, too?
But right now I have other plans.
I admire your sensibilities, I'm touched.
Thank you.
No, I'm right... I'm right here.
You callin' her female must mean you like her or you wouldn't be so casual.
their arms torn out, their legs ripped off.
Well, I'm gonna tell you.
I'll see your rate and raise you.
This bat has got sharper radar than the Nautilus.
What was that?
-I'll get you to New York, all right? -Uh-huh.
Your sister's been hoarding me long enough.
One last tour of the battlefield.
and time flew.
We stick together.
You go now, boy. Okay?
It's a great day forsingin' a song
Oh No!
New York State.
I'm gonna take a nap.
Where are we going?
Yeah, she's alone.
"Boys, inform on your classmates, save your hide,
George, Junior, sir.
I'd love to accommodate you...
No.
Of what?
Yeah, I want a job so I can make, you know,
Mr. Simms, you are a cover-up artist and you are a liar.
Give that fat heart of his an attack. Willie!
nipples staring right out at you like secret searchlights.
He's chasing that Calico ginch from the track houses again!
About what?
What's the story?
New York...
What about it?
I'm gonna shoot you, too.
Are we finished, Sofia?
Home at last.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
and I've asked her if she'd put something together for you.
Oh, where do I go from here, Charlie?
Taking a ride.
Oh, you couldn't have.
How does Mr. Trask make such wonderful deals?
Say when what?
Mrs. Hunsaker says that you gentlemen were at a vantage point last night
It is a symbol of the standard of excellence for which this school is known. #Wearephs
Hell, I'll shake both your hands!
I'll take that at face value.
As you were, son.
He's gonna bear down on me and soft-soap you.
-Uncle Frank. -Gloria!
Who are we drinking with?
There is no prosthetic for that.
What do you know about pain?
Take me back to the hotel, son.
Out of control! Somebody's gotta talk to him.
Hah!
I'd kind of like to be private.
You have a conscience.
Manny.
Get out of here!
Then I helped Simms close up
Sorry Catholics. He doesn’t have stigmata.
Don't worry about a thing. She's the crème de la crème.
What am I gonna do? I got this Asian flower
Unacceptable? What are you givin' me that prep school crap for?
There's this guy at school named Harry.
Too much fresh air.
Adam presenting at the Baird conference, perk up!
Mr. Willis.
What kind of trouble?
l couldn't say.
"Flowers from a brook."
-How are you, Charlie? -Fine, thanks.
Well, "when the bough breaks, the cradle will fall," and it has fallen here.
I felt like I'd just joined the corps of engineers!
He's dead and I'm blind.
So short it wouldn't be worth the trouble of you and George to measure.
What do you say?
Turn again!
Soldier, that was a direct order.
The original bulging briefcase man.
Of course not.
For "student aid" read "crook."
"anything short of that, we're gonna burn you at the stake?"
How's your skin, son? I like my aides to be presentable.
What do you want?
You never seen anyone do either.
Good!
The bullets, Colonel.
The last time I was here, Charlie, was with a G-2 from Brussels.
Crisp, clean dollars.
I told General Abrams, install honey in the commissaries.
What life? I got no life!
Colonel, you bought me a ticket?
The thought
that first swallow of wine
Spit it out!
They're rich, you're poor. You wanna get rich.
Here we are, Charlie, the Oak Room.
One day I'm gonna swing by, get a better look at it.
for suspicion of ungentlemanly conduct.
We are all on our honor.
you can give 'em away.
How does he look like he's holding up?
All right, bye.
is a Ferrari.
Thank you. You, too, Mr. Willis.
Colonel!
Somebody's gotta talk to him. My father was class of '59.
He almost put the seeing eye dog business outta business.
I'm in the dark!
l took care of them. All set!
I almost forgot.
Sugarbush Lodge.
l did it! Oh, Charlie!
and l will not have it tarnished.
Flowin' like mud here.
Sir?
Fuck it.
are you listening Surfside? I'm giving you pearls here
Colonel, you can't turn the car.
This is such a crock of shit
Home.
Fuck me from behind? what??
Hah! Lyndon's line on Gerry Ford.
Nothing like family, you know.
The Judge Advocate at Benning said Colonel Slade had four to his partner's one.
we're at the Waldorf-Astoria, a $24 hamburger restaurant.
He may be Jack to you, son. But when you've known him as long as I have...
Thank you, sir.
-Yeah. -Time me!
Which way's the door?
Hey Cliff…
Stay in a first-class hotel, eat an agreeable meal,
and she bakes cookies, taste like wing nuts.
and in palaces in Jordan.
Even better. Blue skies, green lights.
Who was it?