Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uncle Frank's had a really hard Thanksgiving weekend.

You'll get us killed!

I think we better be gettin' back.

Manny'll drive you to your dorm.

Mr. Willis' testimony is not only vague, it is unsubstantiated.

On the escort scene.

and you're a great travel companion,

Charlie. Are you mucking with me?

Yeah, well, I'm not a squealer.

Then take the fucking wax outta your ears!

-I'm sorry. -Don't be sorry.

My hair, how is it?

Remember, when in doubt Fuck

First thing Monday, I'm convening a special session

Ooh. Haven't had a ticket in years.

I'm not finished.

What's the matter with you?

Because he's an asshole.

Certainly. May I see some ID?

if I were a man to this place

-How you doin'? -I'm good.

-Nothin'. -What do you mean, nothing?

It's a beautiful story.

Boca will never be the same…,

Truth is, not only can he dance, but he'll sing you a hell of a tune.

Where's the booze?

Now why don't you leave and spare yourself?

l made Tenderfoot.

But thanks for askin', all right?

It leaves at 9:00?

What a beautiful woman.

You going home to fuckin' Idaho for Thanksgiving?

It's not that way at all.

Colonel, I can't go with you to your brother's place.

Lieutenant Colonel Slade.

Can you get long distance on this?

Nothing. Just saying hello.

I wouldn't know, sir.

A student who cannot afford to pay the board and tuition in Cambridge.

Let's go for a ride.

And swabbies too

what did you see last Tuesday night outside my office?

Which Mr. Willis?

Maybe tomorrow.

Don't worry about my quota. I do well.

Then, who did it?

-She's not bad. -Bingo! The boy's alive.

two have sat behind the desk in the Oval Office, in the White House.

Oh, no, no. I got this.

To tell or not to tell, or it's your ass.

even with the student aid and the folks back home hustlin' corn nuts?

You're a long way from home, Chas.

Blatz. No Blatz?

Here, Tomster, come on.

You should hear her at 125.

but by the time l pulled focus, they were gone.

Oh. Don't get cute now.

W.R. Slade, White Plains, New York.

-'Cause it's a beauty. lt really is. -Thank you, George.

all studyin' to be George Bush.

What a marvelous place.

You said everybody says "Staad."

Good old Uncle Frank and this here with him is Charlie Simms,

There's fire under that dress.

And still had the feelin' that you wanted to stay?

PIease watch your Ianguage, Mr. SIade.

Look at this. The sun is shining!

If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flamethrower to this printer

Out of order? Who the hell you think you're talkin' to?

When the wife gets restless, the wife gets racy.

you're gonna be Baird bums, the lot of you.

$1,200 is a little rich for my blood, Harry.

I was thinking. This asshole, Trask? He's making no sense at all.

A school among whose graduates

What does Folkdaddy do in Oregon?

You could have fooled me.

Never mind, you earned it.

That little piece of tail?

He's the only party to this incident

You wanna graduate Baird, become a rich big shot like them.

No, Vincent drank Sea Breezes.

Oh, but I still smell her.

-Yes, sir. -Good.

You patronizing me, peewee? Hmm?

Hold on. Maybe you should talk to the man himself.

And Swabees as well

Well, she's wearin' Floris.

Better yet, have my father talk to your father.

l really couldn't say for sure.

We got two for the shuttle to New York.

The day we stop lookin', Charlie, is the day we die.

The joint student-faculty disciplinary committee needs no further sessions.

So let's get on with it. Let's fuckin' do it.

Whether you say so or not, here we go!

I'm in the amazing business.

Yeah, they think we can.

It's apartment 17E, Colonel.

Tell him they're for me.

and Uncle Frank won't come with us.

after you just crossed the desert.

You little snail darter from the Pacific Northwest.

-Bene? -Bene! Fabulous!

Despite The Negative Press

Get me a couple of Montecristos Number One.

It's right here.

George thinks he might be able to get us off the hook.

He's really flying in class. He gets all excited.

This is such a crock of shit

This can't go out. This is on reserve.

And it's a great day for movin' along

-Got it? -Yeah.

Where you goin'?

-Good night, sir. -Good night.

What business is that of yours?

That's my boys.

ln case l don't see you before the Thanksgiving holidays,

Where you guys going skiing again? Sugarloaf or...

You go on ahead.

And Uncle Frank's gonna like you a lot, too.

What? I'm Just Getting Warmed Up!

Did you everhave the feelin'

What does your daddy do in Gresham, Oregon?

Yeah, I guess so.

Nothing, thanks. I don't use it.

His name is Charles.

I buttered it for you.

I could stay for a while.

I'm not the kind of guy who likes to rush things,

If I wasn’t sober tonight, I’d take a flamethrower to twitter!

You, Mr. Simms.