Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"The bullets, Colonel."

What I'm lookin' for is some indication of a brain.

Want a deposit?

You have a right to know.

Okay, Sofia, suit him up!

Oh, I’m just gettin’ warmed up

You're gonna reward George and destroy Charlie.

Playing golf with your friends from the Baird School, l bet.

Here's your cane.

Never in the Army?

Matt, Drew, Ryan Fuck You Too!

I'll tell you about it in the morning.

What kind of ride?

As for the tots, they're twits.

you will get a check of $101,000, and change,

Donny, my husband, has family there.

We'll have a little cheer.

And Desmond, Forde, ESPN, where ever you are.. Fu[k you too!

Charlie, all right?

Our destination, New York City, home of the brave!

we are here today to protect each other

...But not a bitch!

I don't know why you can't find someone.

Thought he might've snagged you.

Do you know on whose behalf l drafted a memo this year?

I'm leaning towards the spaetzle.

-Where's that? -New York City.

Will you try it?

Are you listening to me, son? I'm givin' you pearls here.

Where's your license?

Some kind of body has got to go with that bedroom voice.

and there's not a taxi in sight.

If I were the man I was five years ago , I'd take a flamethrower to that pit!

Thank you, sir.

There's some tables on the outside and the band's on the right.

I'm feelin' you're being neglected.

l don't know how it works out there.

Out of order?! I show you out of order!!!

We are just getting warmed up

He was an asshole before.

George. George!

Why is George going to the airport?

Colonel, don't you wanna get up and do something?

Oh, for Christ's sake.

Glory, glory Hallelujah

Everything's the way we left it.

I lied. Leaves at 9:00.

There will be no classes, no activities.

Baird men. You hurt this boy,

I told her, "My young friend Charlie's headed for college."

He was a great soldier, a real hero.

I was offered a bribe.

Oh, thank you, Randy.

My father set it up.

Hold me down, son.

Big ones, little ones,

-Take my arm. -I'm okay.

It's after noon.

No, I haven't heard.

Charlie, give me your hand.

plus a case of champagne to go with your leftover turkey.

You understand?

How short, Harry?

May I tell you our specials?

just to keep the womanizers from bothering you?

Oh, I can't believe it.

You should try these rolls, Charlie.

I don't care if they're Greek columns

Lieutenant Colonel.

-Will you cut it out? -Just get the fuck outta here.

But there is nothin' like the sight of an amputated spirit.

I'm no fucking good.

Come by before Christmas And we’ll have a little cheer

But why isn't he in on this? Somethin' wrong with him?

What's the matter with you, Colonel?

You are inthe Baird schooI, not a barracks.

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Goodbye, Charlie.

Good morning, Charlie.

More like a tour,

l never said l'd go to New York.

and you're fun to be with

All the way, Manolo.

Chas, are you there?

Measure up Charlie, here, pronto.

Here. Let me take a look at that.

in closed session.

Where's the turn, Charlie?

You think I'll let an unaccompanied kid get in a $110,000 car?

Or my father talk to your father.

I'm gettin' that heavy feelin' again, Charlie.

Mr. Trask doesn't have to.

You outdid yourself.

I can get around a city like New York,

I'm not letting it out this door.

Cut her off at the door.

This is not Panmunjom. A simple yes will do.

-How you doin'? -Okay.

You got no money. How you gonna do that?

lt was a bad interview.

Can l get you something?

Yes, sir, first class.

when you say to me your life is miserable,that's what i thought

Sir, you're out of order.

he promised to get me into Harvard.

What do you mean, what do I want?

George Willis, huh?

I'm in the dark here!

I'm here at the Waldorf with... Is it your brother?

Burgundy, Charlie. Burgundy. They love it.

And once you've sung, Charlie, my boy,

All right, Colonel.

Are you tryin' to tell me these things are walkin' outta the store?

It's simple. That's what makes the tango so great.

No fun just to keep it straight.

You wanna know the truth?

No, he's okay. We just...

I thought we were going to Stowe.

Hoo-ah! Congratulations!

You in the mood for the white-bosomed slopes of Vermont?

Something's happened to my foot!

That makes his father probably George Willis, Senior.