Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(with French accent): ...speak a little like this.
(with Midwestern accent): I'm not Russian at all.
which I assume is impossible to fake,
Of course. Of course.
Ooh.
Try saying it out loud.
Start again.
Ring boy, please bring my notary stamp.
When I was little, I used to dream of a man
(speaking Russian)
Boy, you never know how much
-I understand. -Good.
Good luck in your, uh, your journey into adulthood.
But now I'd like a glass of white wine.
She won't marry Milhouse. What is a father to do?
Now let's get the show on the road.
Coconut? Grape-seed?
You see me in person, and you do not want me.
who would sweep me off to an apartment
Gently? With-with plenty of notice?!
(chuckles)
Moe, I'm here to apologize.
-No one said crank up the volume. -Dammit.