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we're keeping Thanksgiving super small this year.
We've been using the back door.
Ana, you're a scam artist.
Whoa! Quit scaring us!
Walnut?
Well, this is a contract, and it is my electronic signature,
MY HUSBAND, MY HOME
Young lady, you should be so lucky
Uh, look, Moe, I'll tell you how to get her back, okay?
No women, no buddies...
Fine. Your dad's on Mars.
(sighs) I don't know how I feel right now, Moe.
Remember last year? His plus-one?
And what I'm having for dinne.
-(tires screeching) -(grunting)
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It's me. I can't take another heartbreak.
Oh, do my ears deceive me?
My sweet Moe, there is no way to fake what we have.
¶ ¶
Yeah, I understand. I won't tell no one I'm invited.
Uh, excuse me, Krusteleh.
You had a good thing going and you ruined it.
and, oh, boy, I'm sorry to say this, but, uh...
-Twice. -Yeah.
¶ Three little children to do? ¶
But ours are thin, with ropey muscles.
Excuse me. How can mail-order brides
("Mars" by Gustav Holst plays)
I promise you a safe, happy time.
NELSON: A grenade launcher!
They had a wonderful life with that fiddler in the shtetl.
Ima Buttface? Haw haw!
(all gasp)