Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

don't petrify... certify!

It's actually something simple enough for you to do.

I have the strength of four Salisburies, three sirloins and

This wouldn't have anything to do with me refusing to donate

It's not a big deal.

- Who? - Third stringer Anthony Dixon.

time for hobbies like that. Alright.

Well, I walked as much as I could and then I ran a bit and

How much of that marathon did you run last year?

Don't forget your anal Kegels.

I'm at, like, 40% right now.

By the way, it wasn't a stripper pole.

No, we moved a while back... Oh, I'm so sorry.

What's the name of the dude you're chasing?

You so confident you gonna run, let's put some money on it.

Really? We're gonna talk about who's wearing what?

give money to things against my will.

She's, like, a real canotary.

- What? - The times, they are changing.

No, this is not like a date night.

This is a little Asian boy who wanted to own a powerboat.

You're going head-to-head with her in the league this week...

Twyla! Got some stuff I need notarized from BP v. Minority Fishermen.

It's half full.

Uh, I think you got that backwards.

Yeah, it's for charity. I just wanted to kinda give back.

You were only supposed to stamp the paper!