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Don't forget your anal Kegels.
Twyla! Got some stuff I need notarized from BP v. Minority Fishermen.
I'm training.
It's half full.
don't petrify... certify!
You're going head-to-head with her in the league this week...
No, we moved a while back... Oh, I'm so sorry.
By the way, it wasn't a stripper pole.
Oh, my God.
Be rated R.
It's not a big deal.
give money to things against my will.
Uh, I think you got that backwards.
Yeah, it's for charity. I just wanted to kinda give back.
- What? - The times, they are changing.
Sure.
Notarize!
What's the name of the dude you're chasing?
It's actually something simple enough for you to do.
I have the strength of four Salisburies, three sirloins and
She's, like, a real canotary.
You were only supposed to stamp the paper!
This is a little Asian boy who wanted to own a powerboat.
I'm at, like, 40% right now.
What?
How much of that marathon did you run last year?
Well, I walked as much as I could and then I ran a bit and
No, this is not like a date night.
Prova
time for hobbies like that. Alright.
You so confident you gonna run, let's put some money on it.
Really? We're gonna talk about who's wearing what?
This wouldn't have anything to do with me refusing to donate
- Who? - Third stringer Anthony Dixon.