Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This week I'm gonna take you down!
I'll be there on Sunday.
Really? I am still really hungry, though.
don't expect you to pay me to go on the elliptical to work it off.
- Think of me as your university of Phoenix. - You know what?
What's a notary?
- No I haven't been... - We've been up all night too.
He's a professional, just like myself. Ugh! Oh!
How friendly?
I'm Done With The Rat Race. I'm Retired.
This is so great, you guys:
Let's hurry up with those drinks, bartender.
Twyla!
Is it turf toe?
I have turf toe.
Everything is free.
I'm working my ass off over here.
Union is strong. We even made a pact.
Even you know you're gonna lose.
The what?
It's just a dick move telling people you're gonna run a marathon and then not do it.
No, I'm friendly.
Then don't do it. Don't give her any money.
of a better life and whispering football secrets.
It's like, I'm not gonna pay you to lose weight. It's a scam.
(Andre groaning)
- Next week, I am going to crush Andre. - Andre? Ooh.
What I want to know is why these corporate documents are
I'd like an old-fashioned, please.
- Yes. - Not a horror movie.
Ruxin.
It was impressive.
It just gives me so much more energy.
But when you're running, you just want it.
The what?
You know what?
A little salty.
Someone has to defend them
He's so great.
I got to use your bathroom.