HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'm working my ass off over here.
This is so great, you guys:
The what?
- Yes. - Not a horror movie.
Ruxin.
of a better life and whispering football secrets.
Twyla!
What I want to know is why these corporate documents are
It's just a dick move telling people you're gonna run a marathon and then not do it.
What's a notary?
I have turf toe.
I'd like an old-fashioned, please.
Union is strong. We even made a pact.
Even you know you're gonna lose.
(Andre groaning)
I'll be there on Sunday.
Really? I am still really hungry, though.
- No I haven't been... - We've been up all night too.
It's like, I'm not gonna pay you to lose weight. It's a scam.
Let's hurry up with those drinks, bartender.
This week I'm gonna take you down!
I'm Done With The Rat Race. I'm Retired.
No, I'm friendly.
The what?
- Think of me as your university of Phoenix. - You know what?
don't expect you to pay me to go on the elliptical to work it off.
He's so great.
Then don't do it. Don't give her any money.
You know what?
I got to use your bathroom.
Is it turf toe?
A little salty.
Someone has to defend them
Everything is free.
How friendly?
He's a professional, just like myself. Ugh! Oh!
- Next week, I am going to crush Andre. - Andre? Ooh.
But when you're running, you just want it.
It was impressive.
It just gives me so much more energy.