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You're not training.
What is it?
First week, first win.
- It is official. - It's a fine number, but this, my friend,
There is absolutely no love in the league.
- What?! - True story.
- What?! - I have to. We made an agreement.
It's you.
Oh, my God.
Pretty sure it's illegal in this state.
Should be.
I don't think you could lay any lower.
No, we're not.
You gotta volter her backup.
You know what? Shut up. You've been up all night?
You don't seem very friendly.
It's almost a jihad against my wallet.
I just hit the shit out of Sizzler.
(chuckles): There's a homeless guy in Kevin's house.
That canotary at work froze me out. I'm under a time crunch.
Official business.
What the hell is going on over here?
learned to use deodorant yet.
It's this woman who's a notary.
I'll consummate this agreement here on the table.
No more Hutus and Tutsis?
a gallon of root beer inside me.
What?
That's me.
Turf toe?
By the way, can you run a marathon with turf toe?
Let's notarize.
Half full of days that I can't remember.
Ugh!
I'm gonna lay low for a little while.
It's okay. We've believe that you're running the marathon.
Hmm.
Well, I also love the country's best yogurt, but I
That's actually 'cause this is wicked oil moisture bouncing off me, it's going out.
You know who I picked up and who I started?
What?
He's getting... He's running!