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MR. -- WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN?
IS INDONESIA EAST OR WEST OF THE PHILIPPINES?
WE'LL BE THOSE DIRTY, FILTHY,
AND A CURRENT PHOTO.
GIVE ME A HUG. WAIT.
HI.
THREE NIGHTS IN A ROW -- THREE HOURS TOTAL --
OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT RORY.
IF I GIVE YOU MY LAWYER'S NAME, WILL YOU LEAVE?
WHERE, THE CONVENIENTLY LOCATED OLD MATTRESS DROP-OFF STATION
BE MY CHARACTER WITNESS OR SOMETHING.
WHAT?
WE ARE GOING TO PARTAKE IN OVER THIS WEEK,
ALWAYS HAVE YOUR KEYS.
SO, IT'S IN PARK? ENGINE'S OFF?
HOW ABOUT THIS?
I'M SORRY. WHAT HAPPENED?
Rory: IT'S FROM YALE. MY ORIENTATION IS SATURDAY.
FOR SODAS AND STUFF WHEN THINGS ARE CLOSED --
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, CHIP IS WAITING.
OH, HERE'S YOUR SUITE.
I'M BLINKING, AND MY HEAD'S IN A FUNNY PLACE.
SHE GOES OFF TO COLLEGE TOMORROW!
SO, SHE'S NICE.
AFTER I MADE YOU COME BACK ALL THIS WAY
I CAN'T TAKE THE MATTRESS. THEN YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TRUCK.
YOU THINK OF SOMEBODY BETTER.
WHY DON'T I WANT TO BE AWAY FROM YOU?
WE SHOULD DANCE
JUST KEEP IN MIND, THE DINING HALL HOURS ARE CAST IN STONE.
RORY SAYS THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, TOO.
SURNAMES REFLECTED A PERSON'S ORIGIN OR OCCUPATION,
AND THEN SUPERIMPOSE AN IMPORTANT PERSON
THAT'S RIGHT -- IT'S PRACTICALLY MAGIC, SO DON'T LOSE IT.
LATER.
WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT THE COUCH?
I WANT YOU FULLY OUTFITTED AND SETTLED FOR YOUR FIRST NIGHT, OR I WON'T SLEEP.
FOR THE APPEALING LASCIVIOUSNESS OF THE ENTENDRE SINGULAR.
WHERE'S THE PHONE?
WITH DOZENS OF BEAUTY PRODUCTS,
I POSSESS IT!
OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
SAY SOMETHING.
BECAUSE YOUR OBNOXIOUS MOTHER WOULDN'T LET THEM PARK
[ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE.
SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO IT. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ON KEY.
THAT'S TANA.
YOU'RE SO HANDY.
SAW YOU COMING.
HELLO, 8 1/2.
I HEARD "COPPER" AND "BOOM."
AND "1" IS... THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER KNOW.
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT RORY?
OOPS.
A RUG FOR YOUR ROOM TO MAKE IT COZY!
HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR MY PEOPLE SKILLS.