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'Cause I work at night, you know.
Ooh, again
Pain is how we learn.
because tomorrow night's birthing class,
I remember your mom when she was wearing tube tops,
That'll get ripe real fast.
Weeks four and five I'll be deep into my post-partum depression,
And the truth is, there are gonna be many a times
I'm so glad you chose me to confide in, Perry.
Oh, this? Better than a baby monitor.
There's nine thousand things to do before the baby comes.
J.D., come here.
And I brought some sensual body chocolate.
who'll go along for the ride with you.
Those babies are way too close to the water.
(GROANS)
Ladies and gentlemen, apparently, the heart stores memories.
(SINGING) Your minds are blown
J.D. ON WALKIE-TALKIE: I counted to 50.
Loose limbs make limber lovers. Loose limbs make limber lovers.
I was just gonna say that you haven't done
I promise you, after the baby comes,
- Shall we go? - Yeah, let's go.
I can't understand him, either. Sounds like a bag of cats.
All my cutting problems over, no more talking cadavers for me.
My wife is making me do a will,
(CHUCKLES) I'm making a hedge.
of something your husband told you,
- You'll do great tomorrow. - Thanks, Ben.
(CHUCKLES)
- God, I wish J.D. Had said that. - Ah, don't blame yourself.
Let's do more later.
the fact that you are both my boyfriend
We have to do the babymoon.
That's it. You're out as confidant. I'd rather have Dorian, for God's sake.