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But who are you gonna have sex with, then?
You probably already picked out
He was alive then. And we connected.
(SIGHS)
Hells, yeah. My woman's gonna go all Edward Scissorhands on his ass.
the pathetic slap-and-tickle of your soon-to-be-vanished sex life.
I still have night terrors about my first day of high school.
Plus, my dad sent a care package of smoked meats from home,
Why do you have to be that way, Perry?
I'm really starting to enjoy that birthing class.
So, why are we going to be looking into your friend's guts?
I like to start every day with an exercise in futility,
All the baby books say we'll be back to our normal sex life in about six weeks.
- You look like you could use a grape. - Thanks, Ben.
maybe you, me, and Cole could go to the park and have a sausage picnic.
return them with a full tank of gas and not too many dents.
Thank you.
- I'm gonna go study now. - Okay.
- She'll have the baby to cuddle with. - That little bastard.
That's not what I pictured.
Thin walls, scratchy towels, sketchy types out front.
I mean, that's disgusting. I had to throw them out.
- Really? - No.
and to that end, Johnny Legacy, ulcerative colitis...
so I'm going to need one of you to act as my confidant,
We can't go on a babymoon right now.
and then on my way home, I got a craving for Cambodian food.
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