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J. D: Turk freaked me out about what would happen
Jake and I have played in a weekly basketball game for about seven years.
- Fine. I'm gonna tell him you said that. - No! No! No!
Ooh.
Denise caught me up to speed.
I put it right into my schedule for after the baby's born.
This is Ben's heart we're talking about.
Yes.
- Yeah. Drew, I'm with someone. - Not where I was going.
(ELLIOT SIGHING)
- I've already had diarrhea today. - Mmm.
Turk said that once the kid's born, our lives are gonna change forever.
and you're doing it well, really.
Oh, I wish. No, it's my post-pregnancy action plan. See?
Oh.
I don't do it on purpose.
I mean, around here, you just can't let your work
All right? You're not gonna have sex for a long, long, long, long time.
You and Elliot aren't having sex till after the baby's born?
'cause I read on the Web that it will make the baby gay.
So, Jordan is after my stuff,
You two, come on, now. Nobody wins at cancer.
giving it away to any guy that would buy her a free steak.
and then by week six, we are back to nasty town.
It's behind me, isn't it?
Jordan and I have been together for almost 30.
Yeah, that's right.
things are gonna go back to normal, okay?
This? This was all here when I got home.
- ELLIOT: And then... - Go through here.
Our kids go to the same school together.
Well, I'm sure there'll still be cuddling, right?
LUCY: Time to shine. Here I come, Ben.
and yell at sports figures and reality stars.
I love you.
J. D: I guess you're just lucky if you have someone
- Okay, that sounded weird. - You know what else is weird,
Tonight, I was ready.
Totally.
Your shift is over and I'm taking you on a babymoon.