Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I cheated on a test in the fifth grade with two friends.

I wanted it to mean something.

I had no idea you Yanks were so bloody friendly.

and he wouldn't have slept with a stewardess.

In a relationship, is honesty really the best policy?

- Let's go back and go to bed. - No, I should get home.

If I have to be a bridesmaid, I'd at least like to look good.

See You Next Tuesday

But if his tongue could do that, she wondered what it could do to her.

There was another booty call that night.

- Trey can't get it up. - What?

When we were going out?

The other night, I was thinking of putting whipped cream

It's how you say what you do that matters. For example, "I'm in PR".

You can't surprise a man with a dog.

I started thinking about honesty. Maybe the idea was overrated.

- Excuse me? - You haven't slept with him yet?

You haven't made breakfast

But once we open the slide, it's every man for himself.

That was unfortunate.

They do wear something under kilts, but it's easy to get off.

I wasn't ready to find out.

There's no reason to tell him. Men lie about this all the time.

I walked around for about an hour.

The architecture, the energy. It is, you know.

I'd love to ask you to spend the night, but I've got an early flight to Dc.

Sure. Portuguese, that's impressive.

It's two different types of wood from two different trees.

I want to do things to him that I have never done to anybody.

There's a wedding I'm in on Sunday.

It's really... nicer than anyone deserves.

Harris Bragan, emergency room doctor.

- Why do you keep running away? - I'm not running away.

That was another lie.