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- Please don't bleed on my dress. - I'm trying not to.
- Low fat cool Whip. - You haven't slept with him!
Miranda, back to being herself, found a last-minute date.
I love you more than words can say.
It's romantic until he can't figure out where to put it in.
Marriage doesn't guarantee a happy ending, just an ending.
Take me to your bedroom now.
Someone had to bring the real Scotch, like.
couldn't bring myself to go in.
All righty then.
Well...
- She's so happy. - She doesn't have to be a bridesmaid.
I just didn't think it would happen with you.
Cunt
But you're a doctor. Aren't you?