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You know what, though? I don't mind.
I read the report, Jake. Your blood alcohol was zip that night.
No, I think there's been enough talk for one day.
We tried to stabilize that a little bit.
You've been here longer than anybody that's graduated.
They're dead, Ben. Ben, they're dead.
Right here, let's go.
Each one is more fiendishly clever than the last.
It's clean, simple for both of us. We don't have kids.
No matter what happens out there, you stay together.
"Pronounced dead at the scene."
- I have the ready-for-pickup signal. - Roger.
You have to find a way to be that miracle.
If I get kicked out of here, I'm not coming back.
All right, knock it off.
Every 18 weeks a new bunch of you guys comes in
You haven't had to use your maiden name since we were kids.
...dinner dance thing at the base.
The place has not changed.
6030 copies. We're diverting.
When hurricanes ground the United States Navy, we go out.
We're gonna stay together.
- I don't want to lose her. - Then change.
I spoke with your coach, Jake.
or walk out of here with me and split the cash.
and they're having a big reception.
Swimmer's ok. He's heading toward the vessel.
Hey. That's my stuff, man.
Lighten up on yourself, man.
You're gonna kick me out for defending the Coast Guard?
I'm way over it, Senior Chief. This is...
- Yes, sir, captain. - I'll believe that when I see it.
Captain, I'm a rescue swimmer. I'm here to help you out.
We had crews come in from all over the country.
What do you say, class 5506?
You can plan on spending roughly 60 percent of your career
You're with me.
- Fishing? - Yeah.
- What does he do? - Rips houses off the foundation.
Where the hell are they?
- Down. Up. - Twenty!
- You gotta be kidding me. - That's what I said.
- No. The answer is no. - You just said you'd listen.
- Hey! - I can't go without the boat.
But I never made it this far.
- Did she see you point? - I don't know.
All right, now you.
See, the way I see it, you got two choices here.
Come on, Jake. Be there.
- I... - It's ok.
- Yes, sir. - Krauss, suit up. We're handling this.
So if by some miracle you actually have what it takes to become one of us,
Well done.
You were strong out there today.
Everyone in this place is retired Navy.
Hey.
Coast Guard helo, do you copy?
There's a legend of a man who lives beneath the sea.
- Up. - Three!
My baby.
- Sit down. - I'm not interested, captain.
Come on, you're hurting me. Man, get off.
You've been married to the Coast Guard all along.
Let go!
- Captain. - Here.
Fisch, why are you here, Fisch?
I'm not a nameless drowning victim.
They don't hand out tardies in the military.
- I'm about to knock his name off. - Really?
Randall never was much for this.
Hold on.
The Coast Guard conducted one of the largest rescue missions
Not to me. Not like that.
This is a go/no-go exercise.
I repeat, we're abandoning ship.
Take it up!
Oh, gee. I'm sorry saving lives doesn't jibe with our social cal...
Yes, Senior Chief!
- Boat's listing bad. Two minutes to bingo. - I ain't leaving here without him.
What do you want me to do?
I don't give a shit. A beer's a beer.
Well, of course you can't.
I'm a rescue swimmer, yes, I am!
That's ok. I swim pretty good.
Wow. He's fast.
I was real sorry to hear about your crew.
Kodiak Ops, Rescue 6034.
You break that record, then you give me a call.
The team you have now.
You gotta be kidding me.
Kind of simple for me, though. I just...
You'll be facing crews from five to 20,
Then wait for the flush.
Think again.
If you need air, you may surface. One breath.
Ben, would you care to address the class?
There's that possibility.
Your partner must remain underwater until you return.
Must be nice to go out on a date, yeah!
all saying, "Save me, save me".
- You feel that? - Yeah.
All right, I see where I want.
This will serve in place of your PT end test.
How does Jake Fischer become a guy who wants to jump out of helicopters?
Ma'am, I'm sorry, but if nobody comes in 20 minutes,
- Oh, ah, oh, ah, ay! - Hi.
Well, well. So you are gonna have a drink with me.
- Ooh-rah! - Ooh-r...
Oh, amazing. Not only does he come back in great shape,
Pop tall!
Yeah, but it's a bad picture, which is what makes it so fiendishly clever.
Let's move.
- Is that true, Hodge? - It's true.
Captain, Airman Fischer. I just have one question.
What do you think, Ben?