Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My sister's best friend is getting married
All right.
Somebody help him up!
Next scenario, Petty Officer Watson.
Maybe.
No way. You have got to be kidding me.
Let's get that squared away now. Put those books away.
- Don't you! - I'm not gonna.
So, ladies and gentlemen, welcome.
...how do you choose who lives?
Let's go, let's go. Keep it together. Look tight.
We are leaving a rescue swimmer on scene.
Pop tall! Pop tall! Pop tall!
All right, on your back.
All right, take the stick.
You got a middle name?
That's why I got Jake with me. Got my human speedboat.
You have a gift, Jake.
6096, keep us updated on your status.
Who cares what his number is?
We've got a real case now.
Come on. Come on!
My intention is to narrow that gap.
Not from the cabin to the tarmac. We never stop.
...I don't wear the ones I lost on my arm, Jake.
Aye, captain.
Yes, it is.
Son, look at me. Look at me. You're gonna be ok. Got that?
The base? All you can eat wings?
Have a seat.
Why don't you do us both a big favor and quit?
What about the next night?
Senior!
Monitor the radio, sir. No flare, strobe or anything.
It took me, um...
We're gonna be ok. Ok.
Those are definitely ten foot waves.
- Fifty percent. - It's over 50 percent.
No attachments. Just casual.
Whoa! There we go.
Pop tall. To the lone pine and back!
We'll only gonna have about 20 minutes. So we gotta be quick.
...and then there's dead.
In it for the glory, maybe a few chicks, am I right?
- Bye. - Thank you so much.
I should have given you your space.
You know they'll kick us out for this, right?
- Bring 'em back. - Circle back.
Help him up.
You will tread water for one hour.
- I am in shape. - Goddamn it.
- It's going crazy. - Yeah, I know. I'm all over the place.
That was a sure-fire lie.
You're lying.
- Okey-doke. - Who you thinking?
Hurry up! Let's move, people, hurry up!
Whoa! Boat just took a wave. One appears to have gone on the edge.
- Why don't you take some time to think about it? - No. It's, um...
What about Friday?
It's the whole leg.
What’s your real number?
I thought we agreed to keep this casual.
- Sir. - Here.
You can take the time to work your way back into shape.
Bingo. We're at bingo. Gotta go.
...download that epic résumé where it's gonna do some good.
This is cargo vessel Sea Queen. We're at 55 degrees, 12 minutes North.
Bring it on in. All right.
You suck at apologies. You know that?
Swimmer's out the door. Swimmer's on his way down.
Can you die from chlorine poisoning?
We all stay together. One guy goes back,
I said one breath, Sunkist, let's go.
Follow two flights and patter up the hall.
I would never take your chair.
Two young kayakers swept into the cave one mile south of Saltery Cove. How copy?
That's like sticks and stones.
Is this how it's gonna be, sir?
I'm here to exceed your expectations, Senior Chief.
I'm almost submerged. You gotta get the door open!
Well, what about Friday?
It will impair your night vision.
Three letters will get you people a cup of hot coffee and a blanket.
"thrown through the passenger window."
This is an oxygen deprivation, anaerobic exercise.
Senior fell. Senior fell!
Before you leave that helicopter...
Save the ones you can, Jake.
Ladies and gentlemen, your graduates.
I had a...
- You're ok. I'm here, Carl.
...you know, there might be something you've said or done
Is there a reason why you're not breathing?
Mayday, mayday, mayday.
And if I can't answer that for me, I'm certainly not going to try and answer it for you.