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William Hodge, Astoria, Oregon.
I want you to sign them in front of me.
I'm serious.
is the attitude in which you enter the water.
And how's that?
Oh. Absolutely.
Because pronouncing people dead is not part of our job description.
We are the best of the best.
"At only 16, Jake Fischer displays the traits of a seasoned athlete."
If you make a mistake, just fess up to it,
6096, Kodiak Ops, copy.
I lied to you.
Boarder, right 15.
D-O-R. Drop on request.
You fall 80 to 100 feet... you die.
And there is no greater calling in the world than that.
Sí, mi subteniente Hu-ha
No, no, no. I'm talking about like a real date.
I'll put in a word for you, huh?
Look at that.
Man, are we glad to see you!
Senior, what do you think about taking Fischer with you on this?
Load check complete. Swimmer's going out the door.
Lieutenant.
Senior Chief, we've got a problem.
Yeah, but it's not till nine.
"Abe Ikeman, first team All-American."
You're not cold anymore because blood is moving from your...
Yeah. Great light up there.
Your assignment is to simply teach the stages of hypothermia.
It just makes it an accident. At least that's how it reads.
I've got four guys. This guy's got a broken leg.
But this, of course, is only a legend.
- Request to open cabin door. - Roger.
I want him to know he's not alone.
Outstanding.
What, do you have an art gallery over here? What is this 2?
I'll be right back.
I'm here to pull your ass out of this jam!
They really don't like us, do they?
Medical ship, caught on fire.
We have people in the water. Deploying our swimmer.
But it is close, in a very safe place.
Mmm-hmm.
But nothing acute, nothing new.
- Asshole. - Come again.
- Where's my money? - It's not on me.
What do you remember? What did you smell? What did you see?
Basket is on its way up.
Drill SGT with new PVTs during OSUT The Pvts:
It's time for me to rescue myself.
I'm there myself.
- Aye, aye, Senior Chief. - Understood?
- Two... Three. - Down. Up.
Am I right?
- I am the king of casual. - Mmm.
I was proud of you.
He's got a compound fracture of his right radius.
- Where's Senior Chief? - He had a chance to go back to Kodiak, and he took it.
Get me out of here!
I want you right here, class leaders. The rest of you dress down.
- Down. Up. - Twenty-one!
Limitations without understanding are gonna get you killed.
So today is record day.
Hey, I need you to keep talking to him. Keep talking to him.
- Congratulations. - Thanks a lot.
You have a nice evening?
Wait, wait, wait. I'm afraid. I'm not ready.
- Thank you. - This one's possibly concussive.
- Make sure you and the four men...
- Yeah. - I... I can't.
What do you know? It's so easy for you, Fischer.
Alright, I'm gonna lower you down, all right?
The rulebook says we cut our losses.
Flare! We got a live one here, we got a live one.
We have a de-ice caution light, but we are pressing on.
Yes, uh, Kodiak, Alaska. The number for Helen Randall.
but our program has been proven to work.
Help him out. Get out of the way.
I'm hooking into you. We're only gonna get one shot at this.
Give Me Something Else Mike!
That's it. He's approaching the vessel. He's at the boat, sir.
That's not what I'm talking about.
- You're terrible. - Oh.
But it didn't matter, because we have all been trained the same way.
All right, that's it. Time out.
- Oh, my God. - No way.
Here we go.
Simple physics. We're just gonna time the flush, all right?
Sorry.
Is it what someone did when they were alive?
Some people actually believe.
- Hey! Over here. - Here.