Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

to tell myself this story that Colin left me for Tyler
Every time I see a fat ass in a monkey suit, I think it's my husband.
Just admit it. Admit it.
so they are moving into something bigger in New Jersey.
You've already got the meeting.
I just don't know what to do with all this anger.
Do you have any idea what it's like to be single again for a gay man at my age?
Um, your timing of the market is just top-notch.
Claire! Michael Lawson.
-Not here. You've been drinking all night. -Let go of me.
He didn't leave me for Tyler. He didn't leave me for anyone.
Oh, how sad.
-Suzanne! -Right.
Would you stop bugging Claire Lewis about her apartment?
Do you have any idea what a cliché move this is?
But it is real.
Michael!
-You're not exactly my customer. -Ha-ha!
That is so major.
We live separately in Brooklyn. This would be our first place together.
Motherfucker!
Don't get into a fight at a charity event.
No.
I see Colin in one of these apartments
-Looks like Tyler is a no-show. -Yeah, no surprise.
I thought Colin not telling you about me might make things awkward.