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Please, do not have a baby with Colin.
when Jonathan had that thing with Jorge,
And I am still looking for any tiny excuse or stupid reason
There are so many ways
And I'm passing all these expensive new condos, thinking, "You know what?"
And maybe I'll also have a unicorn that shits money.
-Wow! -I know!
-Hmm? -Mm.
Please. You know you're avoiding me.
They met at our company Christmas party this past year.
-That's cold.
-This is where you say, "Who's Layla?" -Oh.
But maybe I'll have a new love in my life by the "one-year expiration date."
I can't even get on a subway without a penis in my face.
-How'd it go? -Ah…
They broke up for a couple months a few years ago
But it's good Colin's with a young guy.
our monthly would be cheaper than living apart.
Huh!
-Home is where the heart is. -Exactly.
-…our terrace!
-Bad news first. -Tyler's sitting next to you.
I provide that level of service to all of my clients.
Did he want them to match his hairless head?
And you should not be denying the world the pleasure of you.
-I think I follow him. -Unfollow him.
Not this time.
"I'm so glad you asked, Claire."
So two split bedrooms, two full baths, and we are on the A line,