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There he is.
There's no way she's entrusting her apartment to that millennial fraud.
They have one child and another on the way,
like I was holding him hostage.
Oh! His mother's gonna be so pissed.
Child, please, Scorpios can never make up their mind. You watch. He'll be back.
No! No…
I'm sorry. Do I know you?
This is from our company's Christmas party. I introduced them.
Thank you.
You know, all men look the same in a tux.
What, was she gonna not tell me? She saw them.
Shit.
If not, you know I got you, right?
That's why you're here.
No angry texts, no drunk texts, no communication at all.
It also has newly upgraded windows,
No offense.
Okay, this is starting to sound like a cautionary tale.
I have no id--
Fine. Why?