Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You seriously gonna sit here and not eat a goddamn thing?
It's a gorgeous gift. I mean... Guys, quick question.
We'll last forever.
Oh, that's so thoughtful.
That was... Oh, boy...
Hernando's a man's name.
This is brilliant. Mm-hmm.
You know, your life on the net is even sadder than your life on Earth?
What does that box actually do?
Starchild was wonderful, all right?
He was going to hire me to be the DJ.
You embarrassed me. Cake.
Do you... Oh, sure. Come on up.
That was amazing.
How's it going? It's really good.
All right, everyone.
Yeah, sounds good. Definitely, yeah.
I want Megan to move on, okay?
We're gonna have some shots. It's your birthday.
And you're... you're probably still angry with me.
- It's for my vlog. - Blog.
You brought my iPad into the bathroom?
Can you believe the dress still fits?
Ted, we're hanging.
Taco, come in.
Oh, yeah, no, you've definitely been working out.
I think he means gay Tony Stark.
At least somebody wants to do something for our anniversary.
When do you ever see an ice cream truck anymore?
I like Ted. He is really cute.
You had second thoughts about our marriage?
A 30-year-old sloth is far less useful to me than a
Urinal cake
- He can hang. - Oh, he can hang?
I promised you guys a special night and that means no distractions.
Yes!! Give me a filet rare.
No!
Got to go to the bathroom, but you got some food in your hand,
Listen up everyone...
Hi. Hi.
Where is my drink, sweetheart? I don't know, but this is my third.