Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Baxter!
М-м-м... Це смачне фондю
I'm Ron Burgundy.
It might be a soft "J."
I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman!
Excuse me, I'm press. Thank you. What do you got?
It’s the pancake breakfast Tom. We do it every year!
Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth
It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
Well I could be wrong, but I believe this beer tastes like an old old ship that was used during the civil war era
Ron, are you okay?
You're not very bright. You know that, right?
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy,
It's Rocket League. We do it every Friday night.
Why don't you stop talking for a while?
When You start Working out and Eating right
I killed a guy with a trident.
Drink it in. It always goes down smooth.
Garth, I need to look at these tapes for a potential lead.
Well that’s just great
Nice work, everyone. Sharp suite release. Really good. Everyone one on the floor as well. Really a lot of hustle, I liked it
I love flag.
Let ‘em work it out! It’s between the two of them!
Why did you say that? Why?
It is anchorman, not anchorlady!
You get train ran on 50% of the time All the time
My wife and I had sex last night!! With each other!!!
If I'm a dullard, you're the, uh, the dull--
I know one day Kelly and i Will be married on top of a mountain
I'm sorry.
Here we go... LEt the games Begin!
they're looking for a new anchor.
SUR...... .....PRISE !
When you left the hurt was so deep… I don’t know if I can go through that again
Dorothy Manmouth is a Saint!
Huh? Network?
And Baxter here of course
after being viciously attacked by a pack of wild dogs
Yes.
Well that’s just great Amber… Falcons!
Where you get that jersey? The toilet store?
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can''t understand you.
You pointed to your boobies.
I chose them as my replacement,
It's not a given anymore
and this is what's happening in your world tonight.
No, Lynnsey will be there. It's the Crackhead Hour. We do it every week.
- Thanks for stopping by. - Stay classy.
Atish, are you paying attention? Nope.
DAMN IT!
Baltimore…drink it in It always goes down smooth
I wanna polka.
News team, assemble!
Excusez-moi, Numero Two.
How now brown cow
Go fuck yourself, Joe Biden
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
He's gonna put Corningstone on.
I couldnt I’m totally unprepared
It's Summit... We do it every year
It might be a soft "J"
The Sewers will run red with Rhule’s Blood
Joe Biden will read!
Today we spell redemption RON
Oh, mi corazón está en fuego! Julio!
But you and l are mature adults.
Tonight's top story the streets run red with Jeegohhnys blood hyah! hyah!
I believe its a soft "J"
when he's suffering from a spiritual and existential funk.
and the Channel 4 News Team.
The bottom line is,
put away the clothes. oh!!!
.
It's always a long fall from the top, isn't it?
Twenty Percent Of The Time It Works Every Time
I nailed the steak
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it down in my diary. Andrew made a very funny joke today!”
He will read anything that is put on the sermon notes
To the news van!
Boy... that escalated quickly
60% of the time, it works every time.
*spits out food*
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary.
Oh, it's the deep burn!
I even wrote it down in my diary! Jason picked a very cool beer today!
You're my hero, Ron.
..
2pm
and suits so fine
♫ Afternoon delight. ♫
ADD MITCHELL! ADD MITCHELL!
And then our children will form a family band.
I'm gonna straight up murder your ass!
No discounts! No mercy!
It's actually an optical illusion.
Here are the stories we're going to be chasing today.
Take me to flavor town!
We're laughing, enjoying our friendship.
Boy, that escalated quickly.
# The greatest wealth that exists in the world. #
D
Because of my breasts?
I am completely miserable SanDiego
My reaction to finding out Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa left us
out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
is to give her two tickets to the gun show...
Judge Perez will CNO anything that is put on that docket
You were my hero Bryce
Times are changing, IFB women can do stuff now
You’re not Buntz
Yeah I saw that. Jesse killed a guy
.
When in Rome…
They’ll get y
Thanks for stopping by
Oh, come on. Audrey.
.
Well, well, well,
What did you say your name was?
Boy, that escalated quickly
It's clear now.
This week we could spell redemption G-I-O
You're gonna need to move to Moscow.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Peter, what are you doing?
Why, Ron? Why?
I believe Budget is an old wooden ship!
They don't take into account houses that have more than two television sets and things of that nature
and I'm rarely late.
Yeah.
Hey, lady in the red hat. Yeah.
It’s the pancake breakfast. We do it every Sunday.
No, no, that's... very exciting.
It’s a WWE ple We watch ‘em together every month
Veronica. She put that in the Teleprompter.
I laughed at it later that night!
You have...
Ya Hear that Dan? He dropped the Ball...!
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke! I even wrote it in my diary. Jeremy had a very funny joke today.
I'm just gonna put that out there
I’m here for the Director position
Would everyone love to hear Andre 3000 play "yazz" flute?
Foggy London Town
And you ate all the leaves?
That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy.
That was our newest reporter, Veronica Corningstone.
NO ASSUMPTIONS! NO MERCY!
It's ok! I'm here, we can do the TD now!
Ahhhhh!
I hate you Bo Nix, I hate you
OUr children will form a family band
- Excuse me. - What are you doing?
No discounts! No mercy!
I LOVE STAIN
I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many.
Just Take It Easy, Champ ...
London Gentleman, or--
I've got to merge my PR
When this all gets sorted out I think you and me should get an apartment together
Damn it! You know Leaky will read whatever you type in chat
When an STi passes you
be about a cat fashion show.
Mm, 9:00.
Burgundy will read.
Here is a story of a 103-year-old woman
So Roon’s not coming?
Jack Cousins is a Saint!!! You understand me?
Mmmmm take me to foot town wahaha
... And LIsten Emergency Heat Loan SEASON !!!!
If you like it, you can take it. If you don't, send it right back.
Today we spell redemption A-I-D-A-N
HAPPY BIRTHDAY???
Damn it! Who typed a question mark on the Teleprompter?
When someone is unexpectedly losing their shit... I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!
You really want to know what love is?
Tonight the sewers run red.. With Buchanon’s blood!
- We were just flapping our gums. - Oh, yeah.
It's the pancake breakfast We do it every month
IT'S THE GOBBLERITO... WE DO IT EVERY YEAR
I've had enough of you, Mantooth.
Don’t get me wrong I loooove Greek Food
as one professional helping another professional,
Ribs
Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase.
go fuck yourselves pypl bagholders
When this all gets sorted out we should get an apartment together
I saw that, Mike killed a guy
Did you just throw a sturgeon out your window?
Hey!
Emily Howe and I had sex And we are in looooovvvveeee!
THAT’S NOT A GOOD START
Don't act like you're not impressed.
Oh. You son of a bitch!
*spits out food*
Hey, Ron.
Buzz are you paying attention? Nope.
I saw that, Mike killed a guy
You weren't here. Why are you being this way?
Tasers
I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.
This could be the big story of the summer.
I don’t know what a bonus win is!
It's a community event
Do you know who I am?
FOR THE LAST TIME, ANYTHING YOU PUT ON THAT PROMPTER JUSTIN BURGUNDY WILL READ
Who typed a question mark at the end of of the QOS?
I'm having very strong feelings for you, Mr. Burgundy.
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
toxic katherina rivenese was bohpa bohpa bohpa oboboloo lkajsjieieiriii's booohouppeproich wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
It’s clear now
A Manhattan, and kick the vermouth
It looks like a whale's vagina
Mike had a very funny joke today i even wrote it in my diary
yes raelene you old frumbled prune face granny! yes punched in like a gayle bradley knife! yes the other stanley knives are just plain old SliceCo's. thanks dear yes me frumples aren't filed under "S" after all!
Hey Y. Koo You're making me look stupid
Okay. Bye-bye.
and is one of the top political advisors
Compelling, and rich
Scholars maintain that the owner was lost hundreds of years ago.
He’s gonna put Armia on PP1
People who overreact to the Coronavirus
Come on! Oh, God!
Kevin killed a guy
It took my impending death for me to realise how much I need you
And I'm Tits-- I'm Ron Burgundy.
Jackie almost killed a guy
it's made with bits of real panther So you know it's good
63% of the time it works every time
That's bush. Bush league.
You have broken my heart samwise Burgundy you have broken my heart
Ah! Knights of Columbus, that hurts!
All right, guys. Let's focus up.
No there’s no way that’s correct
60% Of The Time, It Works Every Time.
"mentally retarded."
This coffee tastes weird Yep, it's got real bits of panther in it
I miss--i miss my ceo.
and the Channel 4 News Team.
Stay classy charlotte.
Well thats just great, you hear that Flor? Bears!
Good evening, San Diego. I'm Veronica Corningstone.
A La Jolla man clings to life
Correa Watch The mood is tense
Go fuck yourself detroitdad
Boy, that escalated quickly
Beer was a bad choice!
I expected it from the rest of them, Mr. Burgundy, but not from you.
Last time I looked, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
I love poop! I love poop!
Ya hear that Dan?? He dropped the ball!!
They have Done Studies You Know Scott Sucks
You guys just stand there? Come on!
.
It's the Gobblerito...We do it every year
for an extended period of time.
I’m Ron Burgandy Go tuck yourself Kathy Hochul.
Whale, whale, whale,
Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
Kirkland: so you know it's good
BABY WATCH
Aaaafternoon Delight
AND I DO MEAN AN-Y-THING
Biden will read anything you put on the prompter Anything
a
read something like this:
Today we spell redemption J. O. E.
From all of us here at Channel 4 News,
From everybody here, Go Fuck yourself Kathy Hochul
Construction on 95 South during rush our is Grade A Baloney
Dammit! Who put "repeat the line" on the teleprompter?!
Way to go! Neat-o, gang.
Smells like bigfoot's dick
vivufuuf? what do you want vrostrophia? feed the vitasoyvicryals! whaap! whaap! betrayal vitasoyvic! betrayal vitasoyvic! virufufu vititirjdmdkmddjterratetvookavirtual! thank you vaceeroiomp valasaluter! you're welcome viitutjtuttujd vomitrufudjjjxorder!
- I can't find Corningstone. - Where the hell is she?
.
You stay classy WHILians!
All clear!
YOU CAN USE MY USP THEN AFTERWARDS MAYBE WE CAN GO TO LUNCH
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its the biggest party of the year we do it every year
I think she bought it
She was Brazilian.
Jesus, She's Terrifying!
Heyyy Oh! There he is!
H-a-w-k-s
- And that is a scientific fact! - Uh-huh.
I guess we'll go back to doing what I do best, show off.
today we spell redemption R - O - N
But if I had to guess, I’d say… female
Today we spell redemption, J. O. E.
Easy, compadre. I'm your friend out here, all right?
Mike had a very funny joke today I even wrote it in my diary
Oh, that behind is driving me loco!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Sixty percent of the time... My memory works every time
Finch watch The mood is tense
Bear fight!
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
100 watch The mood is tense
Kit
Mike Harris is a saint! And a financial genius
Livestock ,Carnival and Pet the the Bunnies.. We do it every Houston Rodeo Tejano Day
I thought you were kidding! I thought it was a joke. I even wrote in my diary, "Dear Diary, Ashley had a very funny joke today"
Philly was a bad choice
You have always been a good friend!
Dire wolves Now you're putting the whole realm in jeopardy
It was a bad choice
Wait, stop. Stop talking like that. I can’t understand you.
I'M SHOCKED
Sweet grandmother's spatula!
That squirrel can water-ski
Champ, come on. Come on!
James, are you paying attention? Nope.
Wow. Quite a drink order.
Well, agree to disagree.
- I hate you! - I hate you more!
When Leah gets her place in LCA I'm in a glass case of emotion
It always goes down smooth.
Milk Was a Bad choice.
Beer was a bad choice!
This is worse than the time Cincinnati played in the Sugar Bowl
TODAY WE SPELL REDEMPTION Travis
stinking up the joint with your craziness.