Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No! It's messed up.

I mean, it's got over 50 programmable greetings,

At first, I was like, "Is that Mateo or the Rock?"

Good, 'cause he's a child. He can't consent.

You know, talking on the CB,

Mateo, if you could move salvage off the floor,

your Cloud 9 virtual greeter.

Oh, I think it was something about

Oh, we're calling you J-Bone now?

or maybe I'm wrong!

That way, you can superimpose yourself

All right, okay.

And now a snowstorm!

- Oh! - Yeah, you did!

because they think, as a woman,

These are all excellent ideas, thank you.

I am doing very well.

They say consent is irrelevant.

Do you want me to get the harassment video?

I don't know... for starters,

Um... I know that everyone is walking on eggshells around me.

Let's just get it all out there once and for all,

Ooh, I hope it's a pizza truck.

Nuh-uh, Jonah was on top.

- Oh. - Come on.

Guess what, people... I have sex.

All right, who's next?

Have you met J-Bone?

You want to learn how to shred ass, you go see J-Bone.

Mexican or Italian?

It's getting a little weird, yeah.

because Amy was in the power position.

doing it on a magic carpet or in outer space.

And I like having sex.