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where you can't call for help.
She puts up with your crap, she can handle mine.
Would you like to see the wine list?
so it doesn't matter.
♪ Don't mean that it's hip ♪
I was a little crazy.
♪ We've got to give a little love ♪
shot you twice?
I'm not your uncle. I'm a working-class nobody,
Chicken!
I'm a little surprised to see myself here, too, Mary Alice.
I've talked and talked and talked to you
so this is personal, too.
- Ooh, we're gonna get you, kid. - Yeah.
Listen, listen, it's the holiday season.
You wanna put some money on it?
and we'll meet you inside, all right?
Happy holidays.
♪ There was once a little mansion ♪
Now give me his number in London.
- Let's go, Dobie. - Uh...
Excuse me.
If you shoot me, I'll have you arrested.
Hey, buddy!
Yes.
kicked your face, mashed your testes,
[bells chime]
[Dutch groans]
to drag me around until I break.
- Where you going? - Home.
♪ Ohh, whoa, whoa-oh ♪
I lost my temper, and I shouldn't have.
and then it blew up in your face.
[whimpering] Help me.
♪ Hillbilly music ♪
There's one thing I can do that you can't.
I thought you were going down to spend some time with Doyle.
Yes, sir.
Help me. Help me.
Hi, sweetheart.
[laughs]
You don't know my dad, so shut up.
- How do you mean? - Well, are you drifters?
Call it male pride,
Listen, you children of people
I still owe you that shot in the ass.
♪ Waits a beautiful day ♪
Uh, Dave...
[piano music continues]
I... I really want you to come home, Doyle.
♪ As long as the world goes round and round ♪
♪ So caught up in the confusion ♪
I'm me. You're you. There's no reason on Earth
♪ Make this a better world ♪
Both our families are from there.
You have to click it.
I've been kicked and beat and left for dead,
Come on. Come on, come on,
[phone ringing]
♪ Livin' in this crazy world ♪
I really appreciate it.
Hey! Give me my stick back.
Why? You hate her.
Can't beat a good fireworks show.
You don't think it hurts your parents?
Hey, you okay?
The World:
Do you have a mother?
We can make it home.
We'll find some nice motel you can burn down.
♪ Only if we try ♪
It'll happen.
He's picking me up for Thanksgiving break
I don't know. I have a ticket for him.
- I'm being serious. - I'm sorry.
if you live, die, or grow mushrooms in your crack.
Don't shoot me.
While you were brushing your teeth, I called your mom.
Getting hungry for your turkey dinner?
Before we start, run in the other room
You piss me off, I react.
Sure. Go ahead.
- Thanks. - Good luck.
to not have to call my mother for help.
Monday.